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Remiah: good morning, another day another slay! 😋

Wifey: I fall more in love with you each day...😍

Hermione: Good morning!! Do you have school today?

Remiah: AHH THE L WORD?!

Remiah: Ginny baby, you use auto caps😰? also no I don't start school for another week

Wifey: OFC I USED THE L WORD! and its's just proper grammar i promise🙏🏼.

Wifey: lucky duck today is Hermione and I's first day back. 😕

Hermione: I am so happy!! This year is definitely going to be one to remember.

Remiah: happy🧐? um maybe i should've blocked you guys when you first texted...

Wifey: NOO i promise she is literally the only one excited for this year, my brother and his friend HaRrY are literally sitting in the corner of our common room crying.

Remiah: common room? your school seems fancy.

Wifey: boarding school...

Hermione: boarding school...

Wifey: AHH jinx!

Wifey: OH SHIT CLASS, bye Remiahhhh

Hermione: Irresponsible, I am already in class.😒

Remiah: BYE GINNY, oh you are a rule follower...

After classes

Wifey: Remiah can I add you to a gc with some more friends from our school?

Remiah: all i saw in that sentence was more friends 😎

Wifey: so is that a yes?

Remiah: ofc

              Wifey added Remiah to Whorewarts

Remiah: Hi guys! I just want you to know that I am a young lady looking for a suitor🥺🥺!i also follow all the rules of grammar and will eliminate you from this world if you don't 🤭.

xxx-xxx-xxxx: you know you didnt capatilise the i right?

Remiah: you know you spelt capatilize wrong right 😒.

Hermione: Remiah you spelt it wrong as well...

Remiah: HERMIONE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!! also im not gonna take shit from someone who still uses auto caps ‼️

xxx-xxx-xxxx: Remiah? thats a odd name.

Remiah: What is your name? probably something dumb and ugly like RoNald

xxx-xxx-xxxx: GINNY DID YOU TELL HER.

Remiah: I WAS RIGHT?! im smart, i know all, im magic! 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️

Ronald: you must go to beauxbatons bc i have never heard of a remiah in hogwarts

Remiah: nah man what the hell is a beauxbatons and a hogwarts 💀

xxx-xxx-xxxx: NOTHINGG our friend ron here is a little slow he talks nonsense most of the time...

Remiah: the fact that you used all caps isn't promising but whatever. also what is your name

xxx-xxx-xxxx: Dean Thomas

Remiah: @ wifey @ hermione this the guy?!

Wife Stealer: the guy?

Remiah: dont act all innocent mr. i stole your wife

Wife Stealer: Ginny?

Remiah: dont say her name, we are gonna fight mister.

Wifey: oh haha I forgot to tell you Dean this is my new wife l.o.l.

Wife Stealer: heart broken right now going ghost

Remiah: good. 🤭

xxx-xxx-xxxx: She is funny laughing out loud! 😂😂

Remiah: what is up with you people and auto caps. AND THERE IS MORE? can everyone type their names...

xxx-xxx-xxxx: Neville :) ( I was the one who just texted)

xxx-xxx-xxxx: Harry

Remiah: HARRY ⁉️your parents did not like you

xxx-xxx-xxxx: theyre dead.

Remiah: WHAT IM SORRY?

Harry: no im js joking around they almost died though, im surprised you havent heard of me and my family. yk being a wizard and all we defeated the darkest wizard of our time, voldermort.

Remiah: nah fam where are yall from you guys have the weirdest names, the fuck is a voldermort. why are you keeping this wizard thing alive? that was like 5 minutes ago hun keep up.

xxx-xxx-xxxx: -seamus

Hermione: blithering idiots i swear

Remiah: AHH you guys are english as well i thought i was talking with americans for a second...

Neville: So you arent a wizard?

Remiah: why are yall still going on with this wizards dont exist?

Wife Stealer: YOU ARE A MUGGLE

Seamus: MUGGLE ALERT!! MUGGLE ALERT !!

Remiah: im being cyber bullied, is this a new slur? its very offensive.

Wifey: its a name for someone who is non magic :)

Remiah: wait. you guys are telling me you all are all magic and go to a magic school named hogwarts?

Hairy: surprise?

Hermione: we are not really supposed to tell anyone keep it to yourself please?

Ronald: ^^

Remiah: um I just found out magic exists and I dont know if you guys are lying or not but i will keep it a secret just in case!

xxx-xxx-xxxx: -luna :) sorry i am late i was off fending of some nargles

Ronald: mental.

Hermione: RONALD

Ginny: sometimes i wish you would think ron.

Remiah: dude?