* beep beep get in the car bitches *
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BETA CUCKS + ONE
[ today 7:01 AM ]
chigiri
surprised [y/n] hasn't texted yet
y/n
bitch i was abt to
jingo
damn
day ruined 😒
y/n
GO DIE
HO
jingo
YOU FIRST
y/n
anyway bruhs and bruhettes
i am happy to announce
that i am pregnant
niko
k
shidou
the fuck
isagi
Huh
yukimiya
^^^
chigiri
wait what?
bachira
BOI WHAT FHE HELL BOY
nanase
hoping this is a prank
hiori
congrats ☺️
nagi
how did u get preganat
y/n
😊😊😊
chigiri
nagi, it's pregnant
nagi
that's kinda mean
chigiri
what?
nagi
calling [y/n] an "it"
jingo moron
Bruh
chigiri
nagi
🤦
nvm
reo
who's the dad
y/n
your dad 🤗
reo
son of a
chigiri
Bruh
jingo
that shir was not funny
y/n
shir
AND SURE IT WAS
shidou
goofy ass bitch with
goofy ass hair and
the goofy ass face
and goofy ass teeth
and goofy ass jokes
y/n
BITCH CAN U NOT
GO DIE
RN
shidou
HOW ABT U DIE
ILL KILL U MYSELF
y/n
FUCK YOU
YOUR BIG ASS
SASQUATCH FEET
WILL CRUSH ME
BEFORE YOU GET ME
shidou
don't disrespect my feet bruh
big feet = big dick
it's just science
y/n
fuck you, your big feet, and science
bachira
niko has small feet
what does that mean
niko
can you shut the fuck up
bachira
isagi has average feet
i also have average feet
not small or big 🤗
CITEȘTI
TALK . blue lock
Fanfiction𝘆/𝗻 do you guys really think i'd watch 22 sweaty guys run back and forth on a field, kicking a ball around? 𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗶 yes 𝘆/𝗻 you are goddamn RIGHT ─ in which [l/n] [f/n] gets added to a group chat with her closest friend, isagi yo...
