𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚗, 𝚁𝚊𝚗. | R. Haitani ✓

2 : POLICE

Present..

YOUR POV

The calming air of my office sat nice as i peacefully complete my paperworks for the day and i have nothing but silence

I don't know what time is it but i know for a fact that i finished my work early than usual.

My silent peace was disturbed when one of my employees bursted open my office door as she gasped for air. " Lady y/n! The police are raiding the building!"

"WHAT? AND YOU LET THEM? THIS IS A LEGAL BUSINESS AND THE POLICE CANT JUST RAID JUST LIKE THIS WHAT IS-"

i was cut off when i heard familiar voices echoing and getting closer along with their footsteps

" Woop woop!  thats the sound of da police! Woop woop! thats the sound of da beast"

I feeply sighed and massaged my temples and got back to my swivel chair. I can still hear sanzu singing

" Woop woop!  thats the sound of da police! Woop woop! thats the sound of da beast"

"Yes indeed!"  Ofcouse its also rindou. Its always them three

I rested my hands on my table when the three of them appeared in front of me dressed in a police uniform. With real guns on them

"What the heck are you guys doing? And you Ran! You're banned for a whole week remember?" 

They looked at each other as if they're talking with their eyes before Ran walked closer to me and slammed his hands on my table, leaning closer to my face

" Well, y/n this place is owned by you or should i say Mrs. Haitani which means i own it too and you ordered your men to ban me  for a week? According to Conjugal property law, that cant be done." He stated smirking at me watching every feature on my face

"Well, officer- with all due respect which is none i only did it because you, my husband kept nagging me and disrupting me from doing my work which i believe is contradictory to our marriage agreement"

I smiled at him and gave him the sweetest smile as if i didn't do anything wrong. He leaned more closer and tried his best to look serious but he can't. He chuckled and gave up raising his hands on the air

"Okay okay, you got me. I just missed you damn much, babe. "

"We just parted earlier morning, you idiot" i scoffed and was about to say more when be suddenly placed a peck on my cheeks

I furrowed my eyebrows looking at him ,"What was that?"

" A kiss to my dazzling wife!" He announced and opened his arms wide to give me hug so tight i can smell his manly and fresh scent

"Ew. Horrible, disgusting, repulsive. Do it again"

"Uhm helloooo~ we're still here!"

I married my ex Ran Haitani a year ago so suddenly but i am not a housewife others believe i would be. As i said to him i am a busy woman

Mrs. Sano and i have the same name It's funny and I don't know what to call her. Its kinda weird but thank goodness we dont live with the same roof

Bonten's Boss, Mikey built another house behind the bonten mansion and thats where their family resides with the 5 year old kid

I wasn't supposed to live with bonten but Ran wanted me close so we started the building of our house beside the Sano's. It isn't finished yet but next year we should be moving there

Unlike others, i am not a good cook but i can do basic cooking. I don't do usual wife duties too. I am Ran's Wife but i am also y/n

I was stopped eating from the food they brought along with them when my husband pointed something out

"Babe did you know you stole something from me last night?"

I looked at him thingking as he added " you stole my heart--"

Oh. I remember. I got the thing on my suit pocket and handed it to him. " Here I'll return your wallet"

He looked so confused that he just stared at the leather wallet on my hands, when i gazed upon rindou and sanzu they were giving the weird looks

"Sorry what?"

"what? I just saw it from our bed left behind so i took it"

"You stole it?" Ran asked again

"The fuck? No i have my own"

" Anyways  you can have it " he just shrugged but i shoved it inside his pocket so he wont say anything more

" Can you pass that coffee? I need it badly" i politely asked rindou and he gave the cup of coffee beside him

They really are visiting me in my office as if they aren't criminals and Ran on the other hand is seated on why swivel chair and forced me to sit on his lap as i ate and he plays with my hair with his long ass fingers

He's always like this acting sweet and he loved our height difference because he's really tall

Tall, rich, and handsome. SMASH!

He's kinda stupid though..

"Did you know that coffe is just bean water" he stated as if its a fact when its not

"Shut up Ran" i stopped him before any longer but since the other two are here---

" Tea leaf is just tea water" sanzu chimmed in as he stare at the ceiling thinking who knows what

I ignored them and after finishing the food, i continued to do my paperwork not moving an inch from our position,  but then i felt something growing..

I faked a cough that i almost choked

"A snake is growing like crazy" i whispered enough just for him to hear and his hand holding my waist stiffen. " Uhm just dont move hehe"

Ran is always Ran.

" Speaking of snake, we saw one and its 3.14 meters long. Guess what its called?"

"I dont know Ran, just tell me"

" A pi-thon"