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"I almost choked last night" i spat while slicing the cake i bought to share with everyone since i got home early today
"You'll be fine next time, you just have to stay still and breathe through your nose before you take more"
I looked at Ran who answered me and i think he misunderstood what i was talking about
" I was talking about choking on food, what the heck are you talking about?"
But rindou beside me also stated, "Didn't think he's that big"
I rolled my eyes and gave kakucho a slice which he also thanked me " He is but im talking about food here"
"See, told y'all im the biggest dick here"
I just sighed on what my husband announced. Sometimes he's utterly stupid. I just ignored him and noticed that kokonoi is just sadly staring at his slice of cake
"Are you okay?"
"I realized dinosaurs cant blow out their birthday candle"
Did he accidentally ate sanzu's treats?
Speaking of sanzu, he immediately answered koko, " they have nose holes you dumbass they dont blow but sneeze on cakes"
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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚗, 𝚁𝚊𝚗. | R. Haitani ✓
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