Fasaana

ch4-'Mai toh gaya'

Haaroon's POV:
"Har insaan ek sa nahi hota h beta. Tumhare hisab se toh maine bhi tumhare dada abbu se paison ke liye shaadi ki hogi .h na?!"my grandmother had again brought up this topic ."Dadi aapki baat alag h" i said trying to be calm ." Nahi meri baat alag q h main bhi toh ek aurat hi hoon na .bolo?". My patience was getting thin "Okay fine!". "Kya okay fine?!". I was hardly able to let the words roll out of my mouth " tayyar hu mai shaadi ke liye.but simple nikkah and no dhoom dhaam ya fir shor " my grandmother was really happy and why woldnt she be after all i had accepted her request after four years of emotinal blackmailing ."."Mera sher pota. Dil khush kar dita mera.abhi tumhe lag rha hoga main emotional blackmail kar rhi hu par aage chal ke .." she started crying"aage chal ke pata chale ga ki bina kisi partner ke life kitni mushkil ho jati h."   I side hugged her to console her"Acha rona toh band kare nahi toh main fir irada badal dunga ." Hatt pare !! Aaya bada descision badal lunga" she said mimicking me at last i  smiled ."  Acha bata ,kaisi ladki chahiye tujhe ?" I acted like i was in a deep thought then i piched her cheeks lightly " bilkul aap ki tarah pyaari....par haan apki tarah zada roye na" .""Main toh ek hi pyaari thi aur mera dil tere dada abbu ne jeet liya aur jo tu hmesha hsta h na mere itna emotional hone pe dekhna apni biwi ko kaise manaya karega jab vo royegi.vaise toh usse rone nahi dena h tumhe .samajh aa rhi h ." Haan haan sab samajh aa rhi h.ab saad ko jaldi bahar bhejiye hme nikalna bhi h dair ho rhi h"

Aakhir kaar dadi ne apni baat manwa hi li mujhse .' Ye sab dada abbu ke pyaar ka nateeja h ' i smiled at this thought . The reason i dont want to get married is because women's are gold diggers. Yeah for sure i dont know about all women's but the ones i have met have for sure been gold diggers except dadi. Can say that my luck with womens have been bad.i was in my thoughts when my younger brother saad came and sat next to me at the passenger's seat ." Chale champion?! "I asked him."ji bhai. Bhai apko pata h aaj hamare school main science ki two classes h and aaj Kashaf main bhi aingi.aapko pata h vo bht achi h" then he started telling me about his teachers to science and facts and what not and we reached his school. He got down from car " Allah hafiz bhai.raat ka plan matt bhuliyega.apne promise kiya tha".i smiled, "yaad h mujhe .maine pehle kabhi koi promise bhula h kya?!"he shook his head."toh fir? ..acha chal alaah hafiz .dhyan se paldhae karna and no fighting.be a genttleman.byee"he nodded and went inside and i went towards my office. I am a buissness man . And can say that i am a workaholic.
Asad's POV:
I hardly opened my eyes. I felt like my head was spinning. When i finally opened my eyes i saw that beautiful girl from the morning,the traffic police. She was tied on the chair with a rope and she was struggling and was very angry if i am reading her facial expressions right.She was also arguing and this is when i noticed the other people around us.oh they are the people who created commotion in the morning. 'Have we been kidnapped?' I thought.'for what?'..'is it because of the kicks and punches?' I was thinkingwhen i heard an old man's voice. He was not there in the morning he somewhat looked like the leader of these people. He wore a weird cap and had a strange shaped mustache. "Badtammez! Dekh rahe ho na tum sab.isliye kehta hu ladkiyo ko zyada paldhao matt aur shaafi karo. Akhir ko inka kaam hi kya h 'Ghar  Sambhalna, Ghardari dekhna'."came the dominating voice of that old man. Then he  went near the girl and looked in her eyes and that girl also bravely looked into his eyes as if threatning him to back off. I have to admit that she is a brave girl."Ae ladki! shadi hui h tumhari?"
He asked her." Nahi"
"Toh ye ladka kon h?",now they turned thier attention to me . Her expressions looked like that she had just noticed me.' Am i that unnoticeable?' I couldn't help but think." Mujhe kya pata kon h. Mera bhai lagta h ,jo mujhse puch rhe h." 'Astaghfirullah' i thought." Isse puchiye ye kon h .mujhe kya pata."  She continued, rolling her eyes." Kya matlab mujhe kya pata?". Now she started shouting frustatedly " MATLAB KI NAHI PATA YAAR MUJHE !!...aur mere haath paer kholo nhi toh ek ek pe case karungi aur tumhare Papey bhi nhi bacha paenge". "Bahut awaz nikal rahi h na tumhari abhi ruko saari dheetai khatam kar dunga...ABDUL WAHAB!! Idhar ao "the old man shouted at last. Another old man came who looed at the girl disgustingly. I closed my fist trying to control the urge to punch this man but i couldn't as my hands were tied."tu shaadi karna chahta tha na . Ye ladki kaisi rahegi?" The old man asked him."Sahab jo aap kahe ". "Haan toh fir tayyari shuru karo. aaj raat hi nikah hoga". Now i HAD to interrupt,"NAHIII !! aisa na kare .main mar jaunga .main bahot muhabbat karta hu isse.Aisa na kare." Everyone's attention turned towards me."ye toh keh rhi h ki tujhe nahi jaanti"the old man asked now getting curious. That girl was already throwing daggers at me through her eyes. We had a small conversation through eyes.with me telling her' let me handle' and she rolled her eyes in return ,saying 'whatever'. "Vo hamari ladai ho gae na isliye.".."Bakwaas band karo! Main tumhara muuh tod dungi ." She shouted struggling on her chair as if if her hand were free should would have already punched me."Jaana .choti si toh baat thi . Itna q naraz ho rhi ho!" I said . She was about to say something when her mouth started getting taped."le jao is ladki ko" then the man turned to me"Jhagda ki baat pe hua?!".."arre choti si baat h"..He then looked at me with'no nonsense look'." Jitna puchu utna bola zad pattar pattar matt karo . Samajh aaya?! Ab batao"
"Voh....voh haan .voh ..Gajre ..haan haan . Jaan ko gajre chahiye the mujhe mile nahi isliye do din se naraz h" i said .satisfied with my lying skills ." Shaadi shuda ho?"
"Nahi....par jald hamari shaadi hone wali h .mangni ho gae h." I said .smiling at my fantasies. The old man twisted my ear,"jab shaadi nhi hui h , toh ye jaan jaan kya kar rhe ho.aur mangni ho gae h toh aaj hamare saamne nikah karo .qki magni ki haisiyat nikah ki tarah h iss gaon mai.aur ham na mehramon ko itni ghumne firne ki azaadi nhi dete vaise to usulan hame tumhe gaon ke beech leja kar maar maar ke behayai karne walo ka anjaam dikha kar logo ko khabardaar karna chahiye tha .par qki tum keh rhe ho ki mangetar h ..toh fir ham nikah krwa de rhe h."
"Aap pareshan na ho.takalluf mai na pade .ham ghar ja ke araam se nikkah kar lenge" i said . Mrying to ease the tension." Chalaki karta h ! Admiyon ..le kar chalo isse gaon".." Arre ! mazak kar rha tha ..hehehhe ..Aap itna serious ho gae. Ham kar lenge nikkah .abhi kar lenge".
"Qazi bulao aur ladki ko lao.aur kuch gawah le ao. Do ghante mai inka nikkah h"