Our Lonely Destination, by MadMikeMarsbergen
To boldly go
Where no man has gone before
I'm talkin' alien wormholes
I'm talkin' extraterrestrial stank-ass ho's
Explorin' a cavernous green-skinned snatch
While havin' a picnic in the VR unit and eatin' 3D-printed peach-apple snacks
We livin' large, long and hard on the USS St. Barge
Becomin' fat tubs of lard, then cryogenically snoozin' off the pounds and mounds of excess rib racks
How long it take us
To reach our lonely destination?
A million pimped-out, ho-blastin', fat-fuck years
That's my motherfuckin' calculation
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