Hey there bad bitches it's ya boi lady glitter sparkles in the house yo yo yo. I step into the party and listen to Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius blaring, m-m that's some good music there. Speaking of Jacob Sartorius, I'm bringing me and him to this lit party. We make alot of musicallys bc we r both so rich and famous when suddenly a portal appears in the middle of the roon?
Out of nowhere alazazam badish bang boom, me and jae-bae is sucked into a Roblox game! Btw jae-bae is just my cute pet name for Jacob. But anyways we has to rap against some loser ass noon named bob1234 and damn he sucks. I quickly slay him and all the other ppl with my Catana and then I pull Jae-Bae back thru the portal with me.
Now we are back at the party and Maryallah Jefrenvish offers Jae-Bae a drink, so I pull out my Glock and shoot her into the portal.
Then me and Jae-bae go and dance for a while. Then, all of a sudden, Maryallah steps out of the Roblox portal! She has a bunch of terrorist noobs as her army and she kills everybody at the party, including Jae-Bae, but I escape before she can Glock me. Nobody gonna kill dis hooman child 2nites.
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The Robloxian TrashFucks
Humoridk where the hell this is going it's all trash from here
