𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐒! In which the arsonist daughter
of Andromeda Tonks interacts
with the Golden Trio on social media
﹙Shit's fucked! ﹚
Harry Potter x Fem!oc
Social Media AU
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𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 fuck shit up out there but dont die ⤷ 𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 this is boring when does it get violent ⤷ 𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 you're my favorite weasley now, do not screw this up for me
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 first years, cover your ears! or don't, i don't really care
𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙖 hit a bludger at him, crack some skulls
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚2 stop being pathetic and look for the damn snitch
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚3 and now a moment of silence for draco malfoy's impossibly huge ego
𝙧𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 weasley is our king sung very off key ⤷ 𝙧𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 oh and 'you motherbitch'
𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣 i will borrow of few of seamus's molotovs if you miss this
𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙨 shit's fucked
𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙢 did you all know there's a solar ecplise in december? it's only viewable in south america, which is so fucked, but — oh slytherin's scored, congratulations i guess
𝙢𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 screaming in the mic and causing slytherin to drop the quaffle ⤷ 𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙟𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙣 why didnt i think of that
𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙟𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙣 by the looks of it, you didn't screw this up ＠laracallisto
𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 fuckity fuck fuck
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚4 look at ginny being all sexy — fuck wait the other one — STEALTHY! she's also sexy ginny please call me
𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 oh my god this is glorious
𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙮𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚 when potter caught the snitch: god thats so hot ⤷ 𝙝𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 that happened? ⤷ 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 ANTHONY DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 you all missed the best one: SLYTHERIN WON THIS GAME, BY A LOT! ⤷ 𝙧𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 but slytherin lost by a lot??? ⤷ 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 it was a slight at bunker boy dipshit
𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 what im gathering is that im super fucking cool 😎😎😎
﹙then i see you, you're walking 'cross the campus﹚
