Wrong number / wilbur soot

two

no thoughts: brian quinn

sal vulcano too

what?

who?

theyre 2/4 of the impractical jokers

the other two are james murray and joe gatto

ill take ur word for it

ive never seen the show so.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you should watch it

its so funny

current watching an episode is season eight called 'the shame of water' sal lost  the episode and now he has to be very dizzy and has to wait tables

what do you mean 'lost the episode'

the jokers have to do almost like mini games persay?? and if they refuse or fail whatever the other jokers tell them to do or say, they get a thumbs down and whoever has the most thumbs down at the end of the epsiodes has to do a punishment type thing, and they cant refuse the punishment.

oohhh gotcha okay

sounds interesting

ill give it a watch

cool cool

wait so technically if i am only one digit away from your friend? i think you said his name was tommy

couldnt i message him

you could i havent told him about you so he would be confused

wait whats your name. ill tell him 'y/n sent me 😝😘'

hes seventeen so just dont do anything stupid

and my name is wilbur.

wilbur soot.

im not going to do anything stupid i promise you.

and wouldnt that mean ur 17 too?

😳 

No, i'm twenty four.

wait

cool, im 23 -lip bite-

dont i deserve a name too 🥺🥺

and you didn't just type out lip bite lmao

shut it simpbur

:(

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hello tommy

um hello?

whos this lmao

wilburs friend

he sent me, or rather just gave me your number

does 'wilburs friend' have a name

how do i know this is actually a friend of his?
yea its dani but dont tell wilbur

he doesn't need to know

and ask him, ask about wrong number, cause thats who i am to him.

okay.

it all checks out

are you a woman

sadly 😩😩

american?

no

thank god, it'd be bad news.

so howd you and wilbur meet?

he meant to text you and accidentally texted me instead

hence him knowing me only as wrong number

hmm

how much do you know about wilbur

well i know that his names wilbur soot. hes 24. and lives /is from england

and that ur his friend

and that he makes youtube videos

cool cool.

he didnt tell u he makes music aswell?

he makes music aswell???

yeah he does, that's interesting he didnt share that with you

useful knowledge

why doesn't he need to know your name? how'd i get the privilege of knowing you

secrecy, its more fun that way lol

and i dont know 🤷‍♀️

so what are your plans with my buddy, pal, ol' friend here wilbur? huh?

Idk we're barely friends at this point, soon to be friends. He is a person who texted the wrong number and i so happen to be the recipient of that text message 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

interesting, interesting.

I'm on to you 'wilburs friend'

listen i'd love to stay and chat but i am a very busy man who has other women to talk to.

Sure

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hi friends! rewrote this chapter a bit, still the same as before but better.