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zodiac signs

Changbin:
Don't you think birthdays are quite demonic?
Like we gather around and clap at an object on fire
Then we blow on it and make wishes
And then we repeatedly stab it with a knife

Jeongin:
.....
No birthdays for you

Seungmin:
You guys traumatize me

Hyunjin:
Lmao the amount of HATE Seungmin has for us ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Me:
Noo he doesn't hate anyone!
He's an angel!!

Seungmin:
Yeah yeah

Minho:
The absolute VIRGO ENERGY

Jisung:
I'm also a Virgo

Felix:
Me toooo :))

Minho:
This is why y'all are virgins

Seungmin:
Are you NOT a virgin?
Also, who tf cares about that

Minho is typing...

Seungmin:
No, I don't want a reply-

Minho:
Can we stop

Hyunjin:
AHAHAHAHAHA HE HAS FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED
ILY SEUNGMIN (PLATONICALLY)

Changbin:
Please why are y'all like this

Jeongin:
Changbin is Leo riii?

Changbin:
Yeahhh

Jeongin:
Seems.

Changbin:
YO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

Jeongin:
Hey guys im having some ramen and it's like the best I've ever had

Changbin:
WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME IGNORED >:(

Felix:
Best I've ever had
Hips don't lie
You make me wanna ssss
One more night

Jeongin:
My inner directioner showing up ow

Me:
Is anyone here a Libra? :)

Hyunjin:
I'm an Aries so does it count?

Seungmin:
No

Me:
No Aquarius or Gemini either? :((

Jeongin:
I'm Aquarius

Jisung:
No wait why is he an aquarium-
Oh
I read it wrong

Minho:
Apparently his eyes have given up on him too
Like his mind did, a long time ago

Jisung:
Ay you seem to know an awful lot about my past
WAIT
WHAT IF
Minho and I know each other from the past life and we were killed bec we loved each other and people went like no homo bro
And now we're here again
So that we can fall in love again (◕દ◕)

Me:
.......

Hyunjin:
Lmao bro wtf

Jisung:
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FALLING IN LOVE!!

Felix:
Nice fanfic idea tho

Seungmin:
Is that ALL you can think about, Yongbok?

Hyunjin:
GaSp-
He PLAYED THE YONGBOK CARD!!!

Felix:
Yea whatever :((

Jisung:
No but guys we lost the plot

Jeongin:
There was a plot?

Minho:
This turned out to be the most pointless talk ever

(a/n: and friends, that fanfic idea is my plot for an upcoming chanlix fanfic so yea I spoiled a bit too much-

Ykw? I'm gonna change half the plot. TMI but oke

I was going to end the chat w Chan saying, "Find me a Gemini" bec I obv am a Gemini, but guess what? I can control my delulu-ness :D

Lmao ik you're done w me I'm sorry-

I hope you liked reading this! Thanks for reading, I love you!)