What's Better Than E?

■32 - She's A Freaking Queen■

Tuesday ~ 00:41 am

purple_pixie:

hey, Bob.

better-than-E:

Whoa, I can't believe that you messaged me at this hour! Am I dreaming with my eyes open and is my brain at its conscious level?

purple_pixie:

urgh, you and your dramatics.

and i messaged you because i am literally having a Mojo Jojo drunk party with all of my assignments and i need some sanity uhuhuhuhu.

better-than-E:

So let me get this straight that you're talking to me because you want some "sanity"????

I'll assure you that I am worse than all of your assignments, Buttercup. Mwahahahahahahaha *laughs like Mojo Jojo* Get my pun? Hahahahaha

purple_pixie:

-_-

bless my soul.

but yeahhhhhhhh, Buttercup was my all time favorite 'cause she's such a mood!!

ANDDDDDD THE FACT THAT YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT POWERFUL GIRLS!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU WATCHED IT????

better-than-E:

Well, my baby sister used to pull my hair so tightly to drag me to watch that show! She's so atrocious!

purple_pixie:

OHMIGOSH, OHMIGOSH LMAAOOOOOO!

she's not atrocious, she's a freaking QUEEN!

better-than-E:

Sure, sure, you're saying that because you don't have her as your sister -_-

purple_pixie:

LOL. thank God!

but i wonder, how can your baby sister reach your "hair"? i mean unless she's taller than you, of course.

better-than-E:

Urgh, why did you have to ask that?!

It's embarrassing

purple_pixie:

tell me!

better-than-E:

Well, she would always beckon me to bend down and that's how she would do it

And if I didn't comply, then the whole neighborhood had to listen to her wails and the word "mommy" right behind it

I swear after it happened a few times, I ALWAYS agreed to watch ANYTHING with her but NOOOOO! She had to go ahead and pull my hair because she loved it, jeez. She's a monster incarnation

You have no idea I had to watch some really weird cartoons that made no sense

And you should start replying because I am feeling so weirded out

purple_pixie:

i am literally wheezing here because the picture-

oh, my God! i can't get that image of you being dragged by your hair out of my head!!

and what is this?

1:00 am is bringing out your "rambling" side lmao.

better-than-E:

Can you blame me? When it includes my sister, I can talk A LOT!

I love her but she's an annoying brat. Sigh.

purple_pixie:

nevertheless she sounds like a fun person.

better-than-E:

Yeah, that's because she isn't your sister

Hey, hey!

Hey!

Hey, where'd you go, Pixie Laurel Blair???

Did you just… sleep on me????

Now I am very much offended, babe :'(

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