teach me | genshin impact

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[arataki] made a group chat.

[arataki] added 10 participants.

[ragnvindr] has joined the chat.

[alberich] has joined the chat.

[gunnhildr] has joined the chat.

[tianquan] has joined the chat.

[barbatos] has joined the chat.

[arataki] named the group chat SEX BOMBS.

[barbatos]:
OI

[ragnvindr] changed the group chat name to PROFESSORS.

[ragnvindr]:
you're not trying to make us look like assholes, are you?

[arataki]:
am i?

hehehehehehehe

[gunnhildr]:
and you're curious why we're so over-protective of the student-professor

[tianquan]:
louder for the back to hear, jean!!

[alberich]:
we just started a group chat and you've already embarrassed us itto lol

[raiden] has joined the chat.

[raiden]:
has everybody seen ms. minci?

i have some documents to give her. but i can't see her anywhere

[ragnvindr]:
have you checked the library?

[raiden]:
i don't know, prof ragnvindr. she's a librarian after all, so why would i search for her at the library?

[alberich]:
oof

[barbatos]:
where is paimon's drooling emoji when i needed it

[arataki]:
i saw her with y/n earlier

[raiden]:
WHAT

[gunnhildr]:
are you serious?

[barbatos]:
YOOOO WHAT

[alberich]:
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER

[arataki]:
is it that important? hehehehehehe

[ragnvindr]:
have you forgotten when your first day at work?

itto, recall what ms. minci did to you.

[arataki]:
hmmmmm

[barbatos]:

she kept him in the library all day and got him drunk!!

[ragnvindr]:
and how did he get drunk, venti?

[barbatos]:
ms. minci seduced him to!

[arataki]:
NO SHE DIDN'T

I DRANK IT IN FREE WILL

[barbatos]:
oh right

ms. minci provoked him to!

[ragnvindr]:
right.

can anyone tell me why she did that?

[barbatos]:
because she found him cute!

[ragnvindr]:
bingo.

[tianquan]:
what in the graded recitation is this?

[gunnhildr]:
i'm calling her already

[raiden]:
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL PANICKING

IF MY BABY GETS DRUNK OR IF MS. MINCI DOES SOMETHING WEIRD TO HER I WILL RIP ALL THESE DOCUMENTS OFF

[barbatos]:
oh right

AAAAAAAAHH MS. MINCI'S GOT THE CUTE GIRL

[ragnvindr]:
i can't help, i'm in class.

but i'll ask the students in my stead.

[gunnhildr]:
i guess sometimes we all just have to be a team when it comes to y/n

[tianquan]:
what can i say

she gathers everyone so effortlessly

she's like a saintess

[arataki]:
wow, y/n's got the ladies so bad

[barbatos]:
this is so gay i love it

[alberich]:
yo

childe just called

he's with ms. minci and y/n

calm down everyone

[raiden]:
DOES SHE REALLY HAVE TO BE WITH THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSITY

[tianquan]:
i just dismissed my class

i'm searching for professor alatus

if there's someone who can handle this better, it'll be him

[arataki]:
you dismissed a class for this?¿!

[tianquan]:
yes

because i can

[arataki]:
sweet

alright i'll help lololol

[ragnvindr]:
i dismissed my class too. i'll ask zhongli for help

[raiden]:
no one has seen them three in the department i'm in

help i'm scared

what if they do something to her

[gunnhildr]:
calm down, ei

they're all professionals

they wouldn't do something childish. i think

[arataki]:
so chaotic i love it

i was so done being one lol

[alatus] just joined the chat.

[alatus]:
ms. minci already went back to the library, prof raiden

i'm with y/n and childe

[raiden]:
thank god

i need a word with ms. minci.

[alatus]:
to be honest, i don't see the reason why you're all being cautious of ms. minci

aside from she can seduce y/n

but i think zhongli and y/n has been close for the past few days

and no, i do not like it either.

so may the best one wins.

[alatus] has left the chat.

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a/n: it's the declaration of war :0