teach me | genshin impact

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[han] has joined the chat.

[raiden]
but he's cute

[gunnhildr]
he's short

[raiden]
but he's cute

[tianquan]
he's a 10 but he's short

[raiden]
still a ten

[tianquan]
his vision isn't electro

[raiden]
he's a 5.

cuz he's still cute uwu

[tianquan]
his vision is the same as mr. han

[raiden]
0

[gunnhildr]
hello mr. han

[tianquan]
good afternoon, mr. han

[raiden]
ew

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[han]
good afternoon, ladies.

would you care to be a good lamb and spare us some wet tissue?

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[gunnhildr]
what for, mr. han?

[han]
well, you see,

me and xiao are on our way to the nearest printing press,

[alberich]
so you went here

disclaimer, diluc lied about the grape juice before right

he said they were fermented but in reality he just clutched it

[gunnhildr]
let the professor finish, kaeya.

[tianquan]
you can continue, mr. han

mr. han?

MR. HAN?!!

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[alatus]
YOU TYPE SO SLOW OLD MAN

WE STEPPED ON SHIT AT MINLIN STREET NOW CAN SOMEONE SPARE US TISSUES OR SOMETHING

WE CAN'T WALK

[gunnhildr]
oh

that is very rude, mr. alatus

[alatus]
shut up jean

[alberich]
LMFAOAOAOA

[ragnvindr]
venti, kaeya, and itto were looking at zhongli's butt pictures

[gunnhildr]
what

[tianquan]
excuse me?

[alberich]
you're excused

[alatus]
i'll take care of that later

SOMEONE JUST FUCKING BRING US NAPKINS AND EXTRA SHOES I DON'T CARE JUST BE QUICK

[tianquan]
mr. alatus, that's not how you ask for favors

[alatus]
i'm already being nice, ningguang.

[ragnvindr]
minlin street is quite far

[gunnhildr]
mr. tartaglia has a motorcycle

[han]
everyone is staring at us

xiao is so red

i think he's blushing

[alberich]
he's angry, that's what

i'll go

[ragnvindr]
i'll come

[alberich]
ayo? 👀

kidding

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[raiden]
HE'S A -99

I SAW HIM TALKING TO MY Y/N AND THEY'RE LAUGHING

also deserve

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[alatus]
who's talking to y/n?

[gunnhildr]
the exchange professor from the states

mr. kreideprinz i think

i hope i spelled his name right

[alberich]
WHAT

screw it

diluc you go alone

bye

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[ragnvindr]
i

[alatus]
QUICKLY DILUC

[ragnvindr]
damn

coming

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[tianquan]
i think he's a 7

[gunnhildr]
mr. ragnvindr?

[tianquan]
what? no

i meant mr. kreideprinz

i heard he's a young prodigy

i wonder how he knows y/n

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