Nico Gets A Happy Meal ⬛ (Halfbloods Meet The Avengers)

chapter 18

  Tony was out for a walk, when he saw a boy take a sword out of a pen and fight a horrifying.. girl thing.
    And so of course he had to interfere.
   "So, mugging?" He asked as Tony and the boy, whose name was Percy, walked away from the officers.
    "No, sir, i swear she was the one who jumped me. It was just self defence." Said Percy.
    "And the sword?"
    "What sword?"
     "The one you had in your hand"
      "I didn't have a sword with me. It was a baseball bat"
     "Sure" Tony was not convinced."Im Tony stark,aka iron man. Billionaire,playboy, philanthropist.although I'm sure you know all that already."
    "Okay.." Percy replied
    "Sword?"
    "I didn't have a sword!"
    "How about this, I take you to the tower, get you something to eat. You look like you will cave any minute now. And then we can talk abt the sword" Tony offered
    "Uhm okay thanks. I would like to have lunch with a total stranger. And I didn't have a sword."
    "Im not a stranger, I'm Tony stark.and you did have a sword. It came out of a pen"
    "Thats funny. Next you'll say I can breathe underwater."Percy said, and scoffed.
     Well, when he put it like that..
     They walked in silence for a second and then Percy said,
     "A sword didn't come out of my pen"
    Tony was absolutely positive that a sword came out of his pen.
    "You had a sword"
     "I did not"
     "I saw a sword"
     "How can you see a sword that doesn't exist?"
     This went on and on until the tower,where they ordered pizza.
    "So, Percy tell me a bit about yourself and your sword."
  "Sure, I guess you are not a stranger anymore, right?" Percy bit into the pizza. "Im Percy Jackson, and I like pizza and I didn't have a sword."
     "Oh come on, you did have a sword"
     "I think you are crazy"
      "Why did you come with me then?"
       "Because I would have gone crazy of I didn't eat something." He said, "besides, what's in here will be better than what's out there, right? Im pretty sure I saw a red flying guy with a spider on his chest."
         Tony looked up, surprised.
          "You don't know spiderman?"
           "Yeah sure" said Percy "he's the.. um.. the red flying guy with a spider in his chest?"
            "Wow,you don't know spiderman" said Tony, "and spider man doesn't fly, he uses his webs"
           "Okay.." Percy said, still eating his pizza.
            "So you didn't have a sword."
             "No i didn't have a sword"
            
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      After a few minutes of pointless bickering about swords and vampire ladies, Percy left, and Tony was on his way to interview his last candidate for the stark architecture internship.
      Tony had walked in,expecting another teenager who didn't know the first thing about architecture, but he was surprised by the blonde girl waiting for him.
        "Seeing as you were the only one who even knew what a (insert basic scienc-y thing here), miss chase, you can expect to work here from Monday onwards." Tony said after the interview as he shook her hand.
       "Of course, thank you sir"
        "You can expect an email with all the other details."
        Chase politely nodded, and left.

~le Tiny but magestic time skip~

                (The group chat)
Tin can
Hi I'm boredd
Please no dad jokes this time

Katniss
Hellllooo
Hiiii
Hey kids

Tin can
Maybe they are out partying
It's a Friday night..

Repair boi
As if

Steeb
What's up with everyone

Sparky
Nothing much
Our lives then to be very uneventful

Water boi
Im grounded

Spidey
What did your mom ground you for?

Wise girl
Who said anything about a mom?
I grounded him

Steeb
Lmao

Tin can
Do you even know what that means?

Steeb
Yes of course
Spidey told me that's what you say when you find something  funny

Bucket
Back to the  topic
What did you ground him for?

Wise girl
Ask him

Katniss
Water boi?

Water boi
Fine
I took risks with no regards to my safety by acting impulsively and
Impetuously.

Repair boi
Is 'impetuously' even a real word?

Katniss
What is life if not taking risks with no regards to ones safety by  acting impulsively and
Impetuously?

Bucket
Hell, yeah

Steeb
Language

Bucket
Fuck off I'm not scared of you.
Im not scared of anyone

Nat
You are not scared of anyone?

Bucket
Im not scared of anyone except nat

Witch
Oh really

Bucket
Okay everyone except nat and witch.

Repair boi
Lmao

Steeb
You find this funny?

Repair boi
Very.

Ghost king
Now what did I miss

Repair boi
Just read the previous chats
Idiot

Well shoelace
Hey!
He's an idiot, but you don't get to call him that

Steeb
Aw that's cute

Ghost king
Call me cute again, and I will destroy you into a debilitated little human worm

Repair boi
Debilitated is not a real world
You just made it up

Ghost king
All words are made up

Water boi
I-

Katniss
Wait

Repair boi
What.

Nat
I think you broke them

A/N : hey everyone! How's it going? To make up for taking so long, i decided to post a longer chapter than I usually do- I think it's my longest chapter yet. Now,Ik I say this every chapter, but I'm sorry I take so long, this is the best I can do with the time I have ಥ‿ಥ. Also, for those who worry for percabeth, don't worry, this is just a lighthearted story- all your characters are safe. Hope you all liked the chapter, feel free to point out all and every mistakes, and thank you for reading! Stay hydrated and get some sleep. <3