You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad!
Or, in other words:
Y/n causes chaos
This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
"See Jinx." Illumi replied. Who the fuck is Jinx? (Jealousy jealousy-) "My cat." Illumi added. Oh.
"Ooo, I want to see Jinx then." I said. Anything to pet a kitty.
"Jinx doesn't like people, but alright." Illumi replied, now leading the way. I wanna pet the kitty! Illumi opened a door, to what I'm assuming is his room.
"Jinx." Illumi called, causing a black cat to show themselves.
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Pretty kitty! I must pet! Jinx jumped onto Illumi's bed, enjoying the attention Illumi gave him. Once Jinx noticed me, he slowly sniffed my hand, then allowed me to pet him.
"That's weird..." Illumi said. What's weird?
"What?" I asked, still petting Jinx, whom enjoyed the attention.
"Jinx doesn't usually allow people besides me to pet him." Illumi explained. Jinx walked back toward Illumi after hearing his name. Aww, I wanted to pet Jinx more!
"Oh, so basically I'm special." I replied, cooing Jinx back over toward me. Ha! Now I can pet the pretty kitty!
"It's probably just that you smell like me.." Illumi mentioned, or that I guess. I laid down on Illumi's bed, allowing Jinx to crawl on me. "You could've at least asked for permission first.." Illumi muttered.
"May I lay on your bed?" I asked, rolling my eyes.
"Just for that, no get off." Illumi replied, grabbing Jinx from me. Excuse me, who the fuck gave you the right to take my cat from me?
"Give me my cat back." I said, attempting to grab Jinx.
"Your cat? I think you mean my cat." Illumi corrected. Bitch, I've illegally adopted your cat, and that's final.
"I'm not getting off your bed until I get Jinx back." I replied, still attempting to grab Jinx.
"Fine." Illumi said, stepping away from the bed so I couldn't reach him.
"Fine." I responded, laying back down.
"..."
"..."
"...Your beds really comfortable." I said.
"...I know." Illumi replied.
"Can I pet Jinx again?" I asked, turning towards Illumi.
"...Sure." Illumi replied, sitting on the bed. Jinx jumped out of Illumi's arms, laying between me and Illumi. I pet Jinx while Illumi started to read a book.
