the one with the banana

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jun :
BEOMGYU I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

beom :
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME

jun :
you put the banana mush in MY bed, didn't you?

hyu :
what's going on?

jun :
kai cover your ears for hyung

hyu :
why?

jun :
JUST.DO.IT.

hyu :
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

jun :
BEOMGYU WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU TO A PULP BLEND YOU UP AND POUR YOU OUTSIDE INTO THE BIN

taehyunnie :
it wasn't gyu
it was me i left it there by mistake

jun :
oh.

beom :
SEE?
WHY DO YOU BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING

hyu :
can i open my ears now..

taehyunnie :
what was that about crushing me?

jun :
DON'T WORRY I DONT MEAN IT

beom :
just because taehyun could punch you into the fifth dimension

jun :
shut up

hyu :
where's soobin i wanna watch anime w him

soobinnie :
m'here

jun :
what's up with you?

soobinnie :
i'm sososooooo tored
too musnh sojuu

taehyunnie :
uh oh
somebody go get him some coffee

soobinnie :
s'ok
i'm gonna majd skme laer

jun :
hueningkai go find him
he needs gum energy

hyu :
why not beomgyu?
he's the most energetic

beom :
NEERRRR AGANNNN
LAST TIME I COULDNT LEAVE
HE'S SO CLINGY FOR NO REASON

soob :
m' sorry if i'm annoying 😞

hyu :
NOOOO I'M GONNA START CRYING
SOOBIN YOU'RE NOT ANNOYING

jun :
ladies and gentlemen, we've lost two of them
ANYWAY
TAEHYUN
WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN A BED OF ALL PLACES

taehyunnie :
calm ur tits jun
i was too tired after gym to put it on a table

jun :
MY ASS
THERES A BEDSIDE TABLE NEXT TO THE BED
THATS WHY ITS CALLED BEDSIDE

beom :
i ate it 😁

jun :
the table...
OH the banana
WAIT THE BANANA WHY

beom :
cost of living crisis

jun :
gyu we're idols....

soobinnie :
I'M OKAY NOW

taehyunnie :
where's kai

soobinnie :
wow are you not even gonna ask how i'm feeling...

taehyunnie :
you just told me bunny face
wheres kai

hyu :
i'm okay (^_^) ✰✯⭐︎
WHO WANTS TO GO LIVE WITH MEEEE

beom :
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

taehyunnie :
i will

jun :
omg maknae line!!

beom :
FUCK YOU

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hi i'm bored ✌️🏾

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