txt crack groupchat

the one with the milkshake

I'M ALIVE
also it's been a year(ish) since i began this ily all
(sorry if this is short 4U)

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jun :
i am going to brutally murder choi beomgyu

beom :
naw what i do

jun :
ITS SO FUCKING HOT

beom :
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?/£:£:!&

soobinnie :
you're so nonsensical jun

jun :
i don't even know what that means and yet i'm offended

taehyunnie :
beom

beom :
yes my amazing talented husband

taehyunnie :
call kai

beom :
BITCH
but okay
why

taehyunnie :
he has my hairspray

jun :
omg hairspray is such a good movie
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT

hyu :
um
hyung

beom :
yes

soobinnie :
yes, kai?

jun :
yeah

hyu :
gosh you guys love me fr
anyway SOOBIN hyung
come here for a second

soobinnie :
i'm very suspicious

hyu :
why
i'm not even that evil

soobinnie :
even you know that's not true

hyu :
just come here >:(

jun :
beomgyu start running

beom :
STOP
I DIDNT ECEN AO ANYFINTH
TAEHYUN
HELP ME 😭😭😭

taehyunnie :
locking my bedroom door

sookai priv chat

hyuka.
WHAT THE FUCK

shut up and listen

kai there's a whole ecosystem growing in your room

yeah i can see that soobin god
i spilled my strawberry milkshake on the carpet and i forgot to clean it

that doesn't explain why there's mushrooms

what can i say
forgot to clean it

this is so gross

yes soobin i gathered that

rude
what if i leave rn

noooo i'm sorry :((

okay fine only bc it's you

yuck
OKAY LETS GO

tomorrowness

soobinnie :
for the time being
nobody in kai's room not even kai
i've seen things the human eye should not see

beom :
what the fuck were you two doing 💀

hyu :
cleaning

taehyunnie :
cleaning what

soobinnie :
shrooms

taehyunnie :
oh.

jun :
YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT GIRLLLLLLLLL
3D
what if i covered that

hyu :
you should (>~<)

beom :
NO
YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE

jun :
with my charms? ikik beom

beom :
sometimes i wish *redacted*

taehyunnie :
you can't just type out redacted

beom :
SHUT UPPPP LEAVE ME ALONE

soobinnie :
aww beomgyu's having a hissy fit

beom :
I HATE YOU ALL