the one with mr steal yo girl

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soobinnie :
yk what i've realised

hyu :
that i'm the hottest? OH EM GEE SOOBIE SOOB YOU'RE SO SWEET ☺️

soobinnie :
😐
no
that if any other idols read our past convos they'd probably have a stroke

taehyunnie :
real
maybe they're just too normal

jun :
or maybe we're a tad bit weird

beom :
guys
my name is no longer choi beomgyu

jun :
prime example right here

beom :
MY NAME IS MISTER STEAL YOUR MAN 🦅🦅

soobinnie :
isn't it mister steal your girl

beom :
why would i want to steal a girl use your common sense

soobinnie :
😒

beom :
ANYWAY
THINK ABOUT IT
DURING FREEZE I HAD THE WHOLE WORLD BIASING ME
that can literally happen again with a bit of black hair dye and blonde streaks

taehyunnie :
except i'm 90% sure the company won't let you do that again

beom :
kang taehyun my foolish foolish mortal bae

taehyunnie :
your what

hyu :
technically I'M mister steal your man
you may have had everyone during freeze
but i stole them with my gbgb look x

soobinnie :
GOOD BOY GONE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

beom :
YEONJUN

jun :
?! WHAT

beom :
FREEZE ME OR GBGB KAI

jun :
gbgb kai by miles

beom :
😐
gotta give up my title to someone who willingly eats mincho ice cream.

hyu :
it's literally the best flavour

taehyunnie :
i gotta disagree man sorry

hyu :
you tasteless rats
that's why yeonkai on top

jun :
as we should

beom :
GUYS
have you seen that GOD AWFUL RHYTHM HIVE UPDATE

soobinnie :
it's literally project sekai but korean
hybe what were you thinking.

hyu :
ITS SO BAD
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DRAW THE ENTIRE
INDUSTRY
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE MIRACLE TOKENS.

jun :
we should get our own game
like bts in the soop

taehyunnie :
txt in the jungle and we see in game hyuka swinging from the vines and chatting up parrots

hyu :
I'd become one with the orangutans purr

beom :
yeonjun

jun :
yes beomgyu

beom :
buy new pillowcases
ours are so 1900s eastern european grandma core

jun :
what am i a money spawn point

beom :
depends
you want an honest answer?

jun :
😐

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