2 angels and a demon

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*(y/n) pov*

and the earlier extermination has been announced. and Charlie is stressed

*phone ringing*

(y/n)" oh now what"

vaggie" who's calling you?"

I looked at my phone and saw lutes number and to make it worse. it was a face time

(y/n)" shit"

vaggie" what?"

(y/n)" nothing"

vaggie" that doesn't sound like nothing. who's trying to call you?"

(y/n)" uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. my business"

vaggie" (y/n) (l/n) i swear to god. if you've gone back to bounty hunting I will kill you"

my phone then went to voice mail

lute"(voice mail) hey babe. I know you must be busy. but please get back to me soon. im lonely. and when I'm lonely. I get horny. and when I'm horny. I want to chock on that big fat (beep) of yours. suck your (beep) whilst you squeeze my (beep) before letting you eat my (beep) whilst screening (beep) like a FUCKING BABY"

vaggie"........."

(y/n)"............."

vaggie" who. the fuck. was that?"

oh thank crist she doesn't remember lute's voice

(y/n)" just a friend"

vaggie" friend with benefits?"

(y/n)" friend with benefits"

I can tell by the look on her face. she wasn't buying it

both of us then went downstairs and of course Charlie was panicking

Charlie" ok so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. no big deal just a little set back. nothing we can't handle. just angels cutting our time in half.but who needs a whole year to save souls am I right. and next time when they cut the time in half again. and again well just handle it. right"

vaggie hugged her

vaggie" yes.we will"

(y/n)" we could just kill adam?"

Charlie" NOT AN OPTION"

(y/n)" aaaawwwwww"

angel dust" oh please. ya had less then half a chance when you started this salvation bullshit. and now. ain't no silver lining it this time toots"

(y/n)" actually I think this could be used to our advantage. sinners will be desperate"

vaggie" maybe desperate enough to do anything to escape the extermination"

and lutes calling again

(y/n)" fuck. hold on I gotta take this"

I walked to a discrete location and answered

lute" heeeyyyy. WHAT TOOK SO LONG!!!!!"

(y/n)" work"

lute" ok then. listen I need to talk to you about something. important"

(y/n)" ok go ahead"

lute" I think its better if its done in person. meet me at the back ally of a restaurant called .eat my shit bitches"

(y/n)" ok when?"

lute" 10 minutes. make sure your not followed"

(y/n)" alright. see you then"

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