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twelve

[conspiracy squad]

Yoongi:
hey guyys !!
:D how's it going ??
it's a beautiful day today don't u guys think

YourHobi:
Namjoon?

Yoongi:
darn
was it that obvious

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao kinda yeah

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah Yoongi's never even used an exclamation mark once

Taetae:
true

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so u stole his phone then I guess?

Yoongi:
yeet
he's prolly gonna hit me l8r lmaoo

Chocochip_kookie:
y do u hav his phone tho

Yoongi:
we're on a date, he's treatin me to coffee and is currently waiting in line, I'm chillin at the table, and he left his phone here soooo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur joking right

Yoongi:
what no lmao he really is treating me to coffee
such a sweetheart uwu

YourHobi:
I think he meant about the date thing

Chocochip_kookie:
well he's got to be joking of course after all Hoseok didn't u say u were on a date with Yoongi b4

YourHobi:
tru

Taetae:
is everyone dating Yoongi or smth?
must be taking turns

Chocochip_kookie:
I think Jimin would like to go next

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
murder is on my mind

Taetae:
no jiminie don't do it id cry if u went to jail

Yoongi:
lmao
so did u want a turn next Jimin
oh fvk Yoongi's back I don't have time to delete all these messages
ah he's picking up my phone

NamJune has changed their name to dead_walnut

dead_walnut:
gimme back my phone

Yoongi:
mean

Yoongi has changed their name to yoongles

yoongles:
thanks 4 the coffee btw walnut

dead_walnut:
ill drink it myself unless u
put the phone down

yoongles:
lmao change my name first

dead_walnut has changed their name to annoying_af_walnut

yoongles:
lmao not quite buddy
cmon be nice u love me

annoying_af_walnut:
put down the freaking phone I came here to have coffee not chat w/ five other ppl

yoongles:
aw but yoongs it's fun with more ppl :)

annoying_af_walnut:
oh I'm sorry am I not good enough 4 u

yoongles:
what? Yoongi no of course u r
alright guys I'm gonna put the phone away sorry I'll ttyl

Taetae:
um

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
why did that question sound kinda sad

Handsome_face:
I'm just tuning in and am very confused about the name changes someone fill me in

YourHobi:
Namjoon had Yoongi's phone and Yoongi had Namjoon's

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
guyss :((
is Yoongi upset??