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thirty-four

[mystery gang]

Taetae:
SOME CREEP WAS TRYNA HARASS JIMIN 2DAY

Handsome_face:
what??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
cmon Tae u didn't have to say that in the group chat...

Yoongi:
what's going on?

Taetae:
(;́・д・) it was so freaky, yoongi !!
jimin and i were just minding our own business walking back to the dorms after getting something to eat and this weirdo just stumbled outta an alley and latched onto him,,
and then just started saying weird gross things and tryna get jimin's number and i'm pretty sure he was drunk and i wanted to punch the creep but jimin told me not to and we managed to peel him away anyway so we just bolted

Yoongi:
wtf
i would've punched him in the face anyway
drunk or not thats disgusting

Handsome_face:
oh the irony of u saying that Yoongi

Yoongi:
what?

Handsome_face:
nvm lmao

Yoongi:
yeah wtvr
jimin r u ok?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah im ok...

Yoongi:
if he ever comes back let me know
i've always wanted a good excuse to bash someone with my fist

Joonie:
easy there yoongs we don't want u going to jail now

Yoongi:
i wouldn't go to jail 4 retaliating against a pervert who tried to harass someone

Joonie:
u would if u killed them

Yoongi:
i never said i would kill them
just teach them a lesson
a very firm lesson
not to hurt jimin

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
my heart feels very warm right now

Taetae:
mine does 2?? but like, 4 ur sake?? if that makes sense

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah i get what u mean

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[mystery gang]

Yoongi:
but rly tho r u sure ur ok jimin?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah, i'm ok

Yoongi:
ur not just saying that, r u?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:) no rly, yoongi, i'm ok

YourHobi:
smth happen?

Yoongi:
jimin got harassed by some creep and if he comes back again he's a dead man

Joonie:
yoongs u said u wouldn't kill him...

Yoongi:
changed my mind

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi pls don't kill anyone

YourHobi:
wait is this for real?? jiminie u were harassed??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im alright tho dw hobi :)

YourHobi:
(；☉_☉) ok i just caught up on what i missed and wtf that sounds scary af,,

Handsome_face:
yeah ikr?? glad ur ok tho jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thanks u guys :,)
it's rly sweet of u to be concerned

Yoongi:
its cuz i care about u jimin
*we
fvk
well i'm included i guess
so i don't really need to correct myself
but i did anyway
so here we are