???: I literally just saw my crush wearing the cutest sweater 😩
JM: well I'm wearing a sweater today and I'm quite good looking if you ask me😌
???: shut yo ugly ass up you look
like a fucking toe
JM: well then😓
???: exactly
???: anyways come get your thot ass over here and pick me up
JM: well I'm sorry to tell you this but you have the wrong number
???: shit I'm sorry
JM: you're fine
???: but like you want to be friends?
JM: not really
???: why the fuck not😩
JM: ooh feisty aren't we? 😒
JM: mainly because you called me a 'thot ass' and a 'toe'
???: you might 🅱️
JM: well I'm not so apologize
???: I'm not apologizing
JM: then I guess your bitchass won't make any new friends today
???: only cause I'm desperate
JM: I'm waiting
???: oh will you please for give me you're not a thot I am the thot here but only for you DADDY😍😎😘😳👀🥰🥵🤑💋💦💯❗️🔞
JM: what the actual fucc
???: friends?
JM: sure why not?
???: so tell me bout yourself
JM: I'm a cute ass bitch and I love animals
???: the confidence. We Stan
JM: tell me about you
???: I'm a gay ass bitch and the most beautiful man in the world is Park Jimin. Like his ass, his personality, basically like his everything is just so perfect. But his smile is what made me fall for him. I would gladly eat his ass any day 😔 🎻
JM: I didn't need your love story but thanks.
???: just thought you should know 😉
JM: also my name is jimin
???: I like the other jimin more
JM: I really didn't ask
???: well my name is Bun
JM: cute
Bun: so where do you live 👀
JM: the eyes made it sorta creepy but I live in 🅱️usan
Bun: SJSKS SAME! COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY ASS
JM: no thanks
Bun: :(
JM: anyways are you a top or a bottom
Bun: top obviously
JM: THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TEXT LIKE A BOTTOM
Bun: 😉
JM: didn't answer my question but thanks
Bun: let me rant about my crush
JM: You did earlier but pop off for a second time I guess
Bun: so if I'm honest I don't really have that many friends 👀. I have two that love me dearly😎. But they're dating each other and I don't have any classes with them so I'm usually all by myself😔✊. BUT like three years ago I was goofin around and did a split my accident and all my books fell and omg I wanted to sob but a angel made its way towards me and helped me up but didn't help me pick up my books n shit🙃. Anygays that angel was jimin.😋
JM: I once helped this bitchass kid up but I had to leave for my class so I left all his stuff on the ground lmao
Bun: stop Trying To replace My Jimin
JM: 🤦♂️
Bun: wait was the boy cute?
JM: Ugh I guess
Bun: TELL HIM TO HIT ME UP 👅 😉
JM: DON'T u have a crush
Bun: yes but like he's never going to like me back
JM: I doubt that :(
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