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Bun🐰: do any of y'all miss Jin

TH: kinda

JM: I mean not really

YG: no

HS: I mean the groupchat has been healthy and carefree since his old ass has been removed by kook

SJ has added SJ to Outro ass

SJ: bitch

Bun🐰: BITCH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOWD YOU ADD YOURSELF BACK TO THE CHAT EYE—

SJ: me and namjoon are dating

HS: it's namjoon and I 😒

SJ: namjoon and I hope you choke on yoongis dick 🥰

JM: Jin I hope you know that no one here believes you

SJ: why wouldn't they

JM: well do you remember when you made tae give us cardboard that had said namjoon on it

SJ: indeed

YG: you don't see anything wrong with that

SJ: not really

Bun🐰: 💀 I've had enough of Jin's dumbassery

SJ: well as of now we are taking a break

YG: bitch y'all just got together

SJ: don't you think I know that

YG: actually no not really

SJ: how so

TH: wait

TH: THE FUCK

SJ: oh boy here we fucking go

TH: WE ARE TOGETHER HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DATING NAMJOON

SJ: well you see

SJ: I dropped your ass when you said you got dry humped once a year

JM: everyone Prepare yo buttcheeks because it's about to Get scary

Bun🐰: 🍿

YG: ☕️

HS: 👀

TH: well that hurted

SJ: taehyung stop acting like I didn't catch you sucking hoseok off the other day

YG: wait a second

HS: I told you to lock the door dumbass

TH: it's your fault for distracting me

YG: WAIT A SECOND PT.2

HS: yoongi don't start your shenanigans

YG: you know what Due to personal reasons I will be going back to sleep

HS: I literally told you I was going to tae's so he could suck me off

YG: yeah I know that BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING THE FUCK

HS: then you're stupid

TH: doesn't matter you're supposed to break up with me first

SJ: oh lmao

SJ: taehyung

TH: what

SJ: I'm breaking up with you

TH: 🖕

JM: 👏

Bun🐰: this is the definition of quality content

SJ: ANYFUCKINGWAYS

SJ: whenever namjoon dicks me down imma get y'all tickets

TH: ain't nobody want yo bitchass tickets

Bun🐰: alright I don't know about taehyung but I want the fucking tickets

JM: wait how did you meet namjoon?

SJ: well jimin I'm quite glad you asked

SJ: So my tiktok

SJ: he saw it and left a comment under the one of me busting down

SJ: and I hit him up and gave him my number

YG: So you're trying to make us believe that you have namjoon's number

SJ: I ain't trying to make you believe shit

Bun🐰: add him to outro ass you coward

JM: you really want him to see our texts that are us just talking about sex, dildos, and thanos?

Bun🐰: I mean I've heard that namjoons kinda freaky

HS: literally all he talks about is crabs and love in all his interviews

SJ has Added NJ to outro ass

NJ: sup fucktards

HS: ...

HS: sir this is a McDonald's drive thru
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