JM: question
Bun: Answer
JM: how the fuck did you get my number
Bun: fate👽
JM: 🙄
Bun: I saw Jimin with that girl again
JM: oh no what shall we do?
Bun: >:(
JM: it's just a girl chill
Bun: alright listen up buddy I've been waiting THREE (3) years to bust the phatest nut in him!
JM: I'm-
Bun: to see him walking around with some boo boo the fool hurts
JM: press f to pay respects 😔
Bun: honestly i just want to give him the best dick of his life and cuddle afterwards you know?
JM: omg a romantic king 😍😍😍
Bun: 😎
JM: I bet your dick is like three inches
Bun: 😱
JM: I know this Jimin kid will be disappointed
Bun: I'll have you know my dick is the size of a carrot
JM: like baby carrots or-
Bun: FREAKING NORMAL CARROTS
JM: idk bro the average size of a carrot is 6 inches you're not that impressive. No tea no shade just facts ☕️
Bun: why you want to know my dick size anyways 😏
JM: shut up
Bun: shut down
JM: you're such a weirdo
Bun: but you love me 💕💕💕💕
JM: 🤥
Bun: >:(
JM: 🤥💕
Bun: :)
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