BREATHIN'. (DAVID DOBRIK). ✓

vii. THE END

dave<33
cara!

cara
yes, david?

dave<33
since i'm officially divorced from loraine
and we're in vegas....

cara
god, no. i'm not gonna marry you

dave<33
i'm just trying to give the fans what they want

cara
you've been divorced for a day. you must really need that green card

dave<33
wow.

cara
if you really wanna give the fans what they want you'll let me and corinna get married

dave<33
you really know how to break my heart

cara
you're the one who married jason's mom while we were dating

dave<33
at least you got to come with us on they honeymoon

cara
woah. i'm soo lucky
you're a noob

dave<33
you know i hate that word
soooo, you're sure you don't wanna get married?

cara
you know what.
fuck it
let's get married
but we're gonna get divorced in a month

dave<33
wait. are you serious?
cause i'm actually serious

cara
as long as your paying

dave<33
deal
this is why i love you

cara
ew you noob
i love you too

cara | @caradobrik
i'm married, sorta

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authors note

please don't attack me because i really don't know how to end this. this was the first thing that came to mind sorry.

but it's done lol

also ew i hate myself