One direction groupchat

20

Lima bean: guys it's tea time with payno.

Boobear: what now-

Lima bean: so me and Zayn were gonna do..you
Know..

Boobear: yeah...

Lima bean: this man starts quoting lyrics to sweat as I'm like taking his clothes off and stuff

Nialler: 💀

Lima bean: he really said "love it when you tear up my clothes" I-

Zaynie: WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM THIS-

LIma bean: then as I'm literally about to put it in and He starts laughing so hard for no reason. Then he was like "dive into that ocean of my love"

Zaynie: BAHHAHAHA I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THAT TIME YOU FELL DOWN THE STEPS AS WE WERE LISTENING TO SWEAT. It was just a wrong moment thing-

Hazza: oh my-

Lima bean: he killed my Boner :(

Zaynie: it was funny.

Lima bean: it wasn't

Zaynie: it's okay we can try another night.

Hazza: by the way. Congratulations Niall!!

Nialler: for?

Hazza: you and Lewis are dating right?

Nialler; oh yeah. Thanks babe

Boobear: uh..what-

Nialler: i MEANT BUB DONT KILL ME LOUIS-

Boobear; I'm egging you're house

Zaynie: oOp-

Hazza: anyways, that tweet.

Zaynie: so many people saw it 😭😭

Zaynie: I'm kinda scared ngl...

Lima bean: why would you do that-

Zaynie: because I love you 🥺🥺

Lima bean: I love you too, but you didn't need to risk you're whole career for me

Zaynie: yes I did...

Lima bean: no you didn't, baby. I'm okay with where we're at...

Zaynie: I'm not..I don't want to be closeted anymore

Lima bean: me neither babe but it's gonna be okay

Hazza: well be alright...well be a fine line.

Zaynie: can you come back upstairs and cuddle me 🥺

Nialler: of course I will

Lima bean: if you even move from my couch I will chop personally your fingers off

Zaynie: hurry up Lima bean🥺🥺

Lima bean: I'm coming give me a minute

Boobear: so...I just got off the phone with management

Nialler: oh no.

Boobear: they're pissed off, they're gonna call Zayn

Hazza: he's gonna start crying....just the thought of Zayn crying over this makes me sad

Boobear: I think the most we can do is just be there for them

Nialler: Louis this is your fault-

Boobear: how is it my fault

Nialler: you literally told him to do it

Boobear: he didn't have to though

Hazza: remember when you told Zayn to jump down the staircase as a "dare" and he actually did it...because of you-

Nialler: yeah he literally twisted his ankle-

Boobear: okay but I didn't think he was gonna do it.

Hazza; Louis, he literally told you he doesn't turn down dares-

Boobear: fine it was my fault

Lima bean: Louis I fucking hate you-

Boobear: no you don't

Lima bean: I dislike you.

Boobear: that's better

Lima bean: zayns on the phone with management because of something you told him to do.

Hazza: Louis you need to apologize when we go over there

Lima bean: he's like sobbing on the phone.

Nialler: what happened?

Lima bean: I don't know he hasn't said anything he's just crying, I can hear them yelling though

Hazza: well, Liam, go comfort him or somthing, we're on our way.

Nialler: I can't believe you louis.

Boobear: I'm sorry..

Nialler: don't apologize to us, apologize to Zayn

Boobear: I didn't think they would get mad

Nialler: WE HAVE THE SHITTIEST MANAGEMENT EVER AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULDNT GET MAD

Lima bean: they literally got mad at you when you and Harry hugged that one day in the studio

Lima bean: he's off the phone...

Nialler: I'm coming upstairs