☻ billieeilish
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billieeilish: do you really wanna go back in time?gabriellewinters: she's an icon, she's the legend and she is the moment
august: you're fine as fuck
user2: god damn
stephanie: pretty
user3: WHERE'S THE ALBUM?
kai: how you feeling this morning billie? sore?
↳billieeilish: I'm so close to blocking youantisocialeilish: do you need another necklace? my hand is available
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☻ august
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august: itty bitty tittieskai: u so sexy
stephanie: ladies and gentleman HER
billieeilish: I am looking respectfully
user4: I need to stop falling in love with strangers on the internet
harrystyles: but they fit perfectly in my mouth
comment liked by augustantisocialeilish: my mom has a daughter that thinks you're cute
user6: I think I just got a boner
gabriellewinters: I think you're the hottest person i've ever seen
↳billieeilish: am I a fucking joke to you?
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lil fruit cup
so
what did you tell kai about last night?I just told them what happened lol
"she bought me food, smoked weed and made out a lot"
they were screaming for ages lmaook question
is kai non-binary?yes! they use they/them pronouns
ok ok I just wanted to make sure I was using the right pronouns
appreciate it
what did they say?
about us?
lmao they were screaming
I probably shouldn't be telling you this but they literally started talking about us getting married LMAO
I've made out with kai before and they never talked about marrying me
kinda offended lolLMAOO
I love kaiif I showed them that exact text message they would freak out
you freak out every time I message you
don't lieyou're like a sister to me <3
did I just get fucking bro zoned
yeah
you didn't have a chance with me anywayyou willingly made out with someone you think of as your SISTER?
LMAOOOOO
I'm kidding
but I don't freak out when I message you
I did freak out when you walked in during the shoot and I was half dressedI remember clearly
it was genuinely an accident
but I'm not sorry about ityou're unbelievable
you had your ASS in my face during that shoot
and you call me unbelievableare you complaining?
hell fucking no
that's what I thought
ur so gayand you aren't? you were choking me yesterday
and you were moaning
lil bottomI'M NOT A BOTTOM
I JUST LIKE BEING CHOKED
and maybe having my hair pulledgood to know
hi i just wanted to see what yall think of the book so far!
for the people wondering who 'gabrielle winters' is, she's the main character from my other books! that's why some of the jokes won't make sense if you haven't read my other books (which you should because gabrielle is my baby)
this book isn't gonna be like anything i've written before, but we're gonna get deep with billie and august.
i'm excited for their 'relationship' to blossom and i'm SO excited for the ending (i already have it planned)
yall aren't ready.
YOU ARE READING
call me back | b.e
Fanfictionbillie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.