𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 🍓𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐈

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03:04 AM

You:
Man, did you see those
man tiddies our new class
teacher has?

I heard he works out and
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
THAT SUCH A FINE MAN
IS LEFT

U N C L A I M E D.

Unknown:
???
Man teddies?
Tiffany's**
Tiddies?*

😅 Unclaimed? Are we
thinking of the same life form?

In fact, who are you? A fatui trying to
lure me in for whatever the
damned y'all
have going on in your
bird masked
brains?

Childe didn't hand this
number over did he 🙄

You:
slow down, what in the rat ass is 'fatui'
and 'Childe'?

Are you rich? 👁👁

Unknown:
The fact that you're dodging my
interrogations makes you
100x more sceptical.

Who exactly are you. And what are
your intentions.

You:
Girlie- no.

I'm not going to crawl
around in my room for an hour,

rambling how I'm a
disgrace to society because

YOUR rat ass had the idea
of pretending that
I've texted the wrong fucking number.

Well anyway, have you completed math p. 10-60 yet?
That bitch of a Karen gave us
50 pages of algebra,
I'm still on my first question, first letter.

Unknown:
What the fuck is 'algebra'
And wow, your friend sounds quite...'mean?

Well honestly? I'm not surprised
coming from the Fatui.

You:
Oh my god, stop with your voodoo shit.
Didn't anyone warned
you about being possessed?

...

Or maybe you're already
possessed.

Holy shit.

The h/c teen started safari and frantically typed in 'how to unpossess a possessed rat.' Unbeknownst, to the person on the other side beating her to it.

Unknown:
It says to spray...'holy water' right
in her face and then..shove a Bible
Right up her anus?

What's holy water? A type of
new water? What's it's
functionality?

You:
Are you dumb? You dont even know
what holy water is omg-

You shall be cleansed
by the magical holiness
of the crystal clear liquid.

Unknown:
How dare you call
me dumb, fyi, I saved a dragon,
Saved a whole ass fucking town,
kingdom whatever and then I have
to fight some strong ass ginger
that came freshly baked out of the
transformers fucking oven and then
had to fend off the likes of you on some
transparent platform that is about
thousands meters high and honestly? that
thing gave me anxiety the whole fucking time
I fought. And then I had to see some
9 headed snake water shit burst out of the middle
of the fucking ocean. then I saved another
fucking city or harbour I don't fucking
remember.
And then I had to travel by sea to some electro
piece of land and I swear I was getting major seasick or maybe I drank too
much wine but who cares, that
was like months ago damn.

You:
Just what the fuck have you been reading or watching for you to
come up with such absurdity.💀

I could recommend you a  few
personal favourite psychiatrist
if you insist? ;)

Unknown:
I did not go through all that
typing while fending off hilichurls
just for your rat ass to tell me
you think I'm absurd.

Ain't I popular amongst the Fatui's?
Like wasn't I always the hot gossips
or topics whenever the
fuck y'all are free or
discharging or smth?

You:
Hun idk Tf you are saying
and Tf is Fatui's,
Im dead sure it's you rat ass stop
faking and hand the
answers over

Unknown:
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FATUI
IS?

and you call me stupid 🙄🤳🏻

nah, you gotta be tripping, you're
pretending to not know
so I'll just forget that whole shit.

You:
Oh stop it you inconsiderate fuck,
👁👄👁💀
Seen 3:15am

Eh? Someone's speechless 👁👁
Seen 3:15 am

Oi, you coward
Seen 3:16 am

YOU HAVENT HANDED ME YOUR GOD DAMNED ANSWERS YET OMFG
Seen 3:16am

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Idk what the fuck this is
currently experiencing MAJOR writers block so I tampered around if random writing styles and I thought I'd just enjoy making some random shit for a while before I continue the stories 🥰

Credits to a friend for giving me some excellent ideas.