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5:37 AM

You:
so you gon send the answers or not hoe 😭😭😭

No like fr, IM BEGGING YOU.
I FORGOT WHAT THE FUCK IS
ALGEBRAIC FRACTION.

Unknown:
I mean google exists for a reason right? 🙄

You:
I'm  not wasting my last braincells on
reading those long ass paragraphs
that literally, LITERALLY, doesn't
even include the main point.

Ugh, your name is so bland,
just like your personality.
I shall spark it up.✨

You changed 'Unknown' to 'Blander than my bladder😐'

Blander than my bladder😐:
Just what kind of username is
this?

You couldn't have given me
a better username like
'random bitch' or
'Mentally retarded' or
'Call for psychiatrist'

And btw, I, as a nice
person, went on to google and searched
for the definition of this 'algebraic
fraction.' And surprisingly, it is
exactly what its named after.

'Fractions' in 'algebra'😃🤳🏻

You:
Ok the fact that you don't fucking
know what fractions are, kinda scares me.

Don't you learn those during grade 3 or smth?
👁👄👁 don't tell me a child 'around 5-6
can text like this.

Damn, how much time has passed ever since
I've plopped out of my mums vagina?
Probably long enough for her hole to become
small again unless she stuffs some
10 inches sized dick inside every night.

Which unfortunately happens every night and
is right now, she sounds like the dead horse track
in Minecraft.

Blander than my bladder😐:
you know how a topic can lead to another one
and then we eventually forgot what
we're mainly here for?

like how did asking for 'my answers'
turn into your mums everyday
sex session. And how your
mum sounds like a dying horse
in 'minecraft'.

You:
the fact that you're so uncultured ,
makes me pity you.

No like honestly, I feel sorry for you
Pal.

I mean I might just consider fixing your
60 year old boomer assed mindset into a young
and healthy one like mind if you call me hot😉

Blander than my bladder😐:
I do not wish to become
one of you.

I still remember that you're a
fatui😡 and I'm only here
for the opportunity where you
let your deepest darkest secret
slide and I'll use that information
to blackmail you for your
future plans.

You:
Nah, there's not way a 5 year old could think
of such effective scheme.

The blonde male on the other side of the screen used every cell, muscle, strength to keep a straight face. He is currently mentoring the swordfish II soldiers, sneakily texting you while at it.

Honestly, he wasn't sure if he is texting you just for intel or he just genuinely started to enjoy these random conversations he is having with you.

It sure feels nice to talk to someone who doesn't know that he is the famous traveller, those who do usually talk to him like he is their idol and frankly, the profession they address him with is making him uncomfortable.

So naturally, to have a conversation with someone who doesn't think of him as highly was certainly new to him and kind of...warming.

(A/N: I did not edit this shit at all so if it doesn't make sense then-)

You:
Oi, the answers please mate.
gosh, you made me forgot about them biotch.

Blander than my bladder😐:
haven't I made it obvious that
I'm not the person you're
expecting?

You:
Ok well even if you weren't her,
you should be able to answer
it judging by your texting
style.

You can't be younger than me by THAT much.

Blander than my bladder😐:
Unfortunately, I don't
know a flying fuck about this
'Algebraic fraction.'

You:
do you know 'algebra' or 'fraction' then.

Blander than my bladder😐:
No neither Tf

You:
You ain't 5 are you?...

Blander than my bladder 😐:
No I'm 5

Blander than my bladder😐 is typing..

Blander than my bladder😐 is offline.

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In case you're wondering
I do question my mentality
for being able to come up
With conversations like these.

Nah cause I feel like I'm talking to myself.
LOL