𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 🍓𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐄, 𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒

2:46PM

Blander than my bladder😐:
🙂 thanks to your friend now
I know some personal info of you..

Y/N, a female 😌

I mean at least that's something

5:30PM

Suicidal maniac:
GOOD GRACES I swear
If she steals my phone again💀

and she TOLD YOU MY NAME
TOO?

Blander than my bladder😐:
Now that I know your name, I
could just ask Childe.

Suicidal maniac:
Again, are you rich 👁👁?

Blander than my bladder😐 added xxxxxxx

Blander than my bladder😐:
Childe answer

Unknown:
Good morning comrade😌‼️
How are you? On for a
few ⚔️?

Suicidal maniac:
Dang rich ass mfs
😮‍💨🥱

Blander than my bladder😐:
Stfu fatui ass
Yo about to get exposed🥴

Unknown:
Eh? Am I interrupting something?
and dang this person
has some balls, talking
to you like that 🤔

Ayo, I like you, state your
name.

Blander than my bladder😐:
CHILDE THAT PERSON IS
A FATUI HOW CAN YOU NOT
KNOW EM😐

Suicidal maniac:
Why would I tell you my name
👁👄👁
Ion even know your ass

The only thing I know is that
you're friends with this grandpa
which makes you a grandpa too, bet
you like to read wattpad.

Unknown:
??? Grandpa? Aether? A grandpa?
Me? A grandpa? Wattpad?

Blander than my bladder😐:
BITCH YOU DID NOT
JUST EXPOSE MY NAME💀‼️

Suicidal maniac:
Aether huh 😏

Since your name is aether, I bet
half of my monthly allowance that
you're a male!

Blander than my bladder😐:
Fuck you childe, you and
your loud mouth. Aren't you
supposed to be cautious as fuck bro?😒🤠

Ok and how much is your monthly allowance in
Total?

Suicidal maniac:
50$

Unknown:
👁👄👁

Blander than my bladder😐:
👁👄👁

Unknown:
Comrade, are you doing
illegal business after you've left
Liyue?

Suicidal maniac:
I have geography as a subject and
rest assured, there isn't such place
as Liyue.

Don't tell me he writes
wattpad too 🙉

Unknown:
Geography? So you're a geo user?

Ah, I know someone that has
a geo vision too😏

(He is hot af)

Suicidal maniac:
Mind introducing 😏

Unknown:
Yes, I'll tell you when I see him 😎

Cuz manz didn't even give
me his number, BUT rest assured
we know each other

Suicidal maniac changed 'unknown' to 'best hoe🥵'

Blander than my bladder😐:
What do you see in this
Ginger bitch?😪 your taste in
Men is blander than me

Or do you just latch onto very
men you fucking see cuz yo ass
single and horny 🤭🤔

Best hoe🥵:
No hating on my fav person 😡

Suicidal maniac:
Yea no hating on hot bitches
just cuz you're ugly asf 😡

I bet you have a room of
naked 2D or irl girl posters
plastered all over your fucking
walls and you couldn't even
live a day without masturbating to at least
one of them 🙄

Blander than bladder😐:
I literally don't even have a bedroom🤐

Best hoe🥵:
😱 WHERE ARE YOU, PEOPLE
CANT TREAT OUR DEAR COMRADE
LIKE PIECE OF SHIT EVEN
IF HE IS

blander than bladder 😐:
Childe don't even fucking speak,
you didn't even accomplish what
I added you here for 😒

Suicidal maniac:
This is slander😭🙉

Bestie he just jealous of our relationship 😛

Best hoe🥵:
Cuz he lost his sister OOP-🤭

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Yes we love ganging up on innocent babes