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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Random Oneshot? (Fluff) 🇳🇿

Why am I doing this and also fluff because we like dat shit no smut because I don't have the will to write that stuff and also around this time both Wales and New Zealand are 15

New Zealand was chilling at his house watching some whatnow because there was nothing on and if he had a choice he would much rather watch sticky TV

Australia came running down the stairs saying he was gonna get some food for his animals but New Zealand knew he was just going to Brazils place to make out with him

New Zealand was completely left with nothing to do but sit and watch some two people get paid to be total idiots while New Zealand did it for free (same bro 😔)

New Zealand thought about cleaning his room and went upstairs and saw his room and immediately pushed that idea aside.

He pulled out his phone and texted his best friends Wales and Belarus. He thought maybe they could go out into town.

Once both Wales and Belarus arived at New Zealands house they hopped into Americas car and New Zealand made sure to sneak Australias license out of his wallet along with some money because New Zealand was pretty broke

As the three were driving the short drive to town they discussed what to do there

Thats when New Zealand had the best idea ever

"have you guys every been to the Whērēhouse?" New Zealand asked liking the plan he had made up in his head

"please don't take us to a random Wherehouse New Zealand" Wales begged. New Zealand just laughed

"no it's a store in New Zealand I have some ideas that we can do in there" Wales and Belarus looked at each other unsure because New Zealand can be a bit chaotic and childish

When they walked in New Zealand sped off to the toy section much to Belarus and Wales surprise.

When they finally caught up to him he was on a bike that was probably made for three year old not 15 year old

Wales started pissing himself laughing while Belarus stood there disappointed in herself for the fact that she couldn't make friends that have a brain older than a 6 year olds

Wales joined New Zealand and grabbed a bike that was probably up to his knees (I have a very dirty mind so I'm laughing at this)

They played around for a few minutes before a shop assistant walked past up to them to tell them to stop and when she saw it was New Zealand she sighed heavily "how many times will I have to kick you out?" the shop assistant asked looking down and the floor disappointedly while crossing her arms "many times more ma'am" New Zealand said with a goofiest, childished, cutest smile Wales had ever seen. Wait did Wales just call New Zealand cute?!

While they were discussing which lollies to get before they went to the park Wales let New Zealand and Belarus chose while he thought about what he had thought

Wales couldn't think New Zealand was cute! It was just a no homo situation right?

While Wales was thinking he remembered that one time Wales walked in on him getting changed. Wales couldn't help but picture the memory of New Zealand butt naked in his head. When he remembered this he blushed madly. He turned around sohis 'friends' more like friend now couldn't see his blushing.

After about 10 minutes of arguing the shop assistant had enough and asked us to just take both bags of lollies Bela and Zea were fighting about and she wound pay for half. We thought that was fair so we left with rethe two bags if lollies.

It had been a while of just talking and eating suger until there was only one lolly left Wales immediately left ford to get it but Zea bet him to it.

"Zea if don't give me that lolly i will kiss you" Wales threatned the Kiwi

"do it pussy boy" New Zealand smirked

"w-wh-what?" Wales replied flustered

"kiss me or do you not have the bal-" before Zealand could finished Wales slammed his lips into the others

New Zealand immediately kissed back. He had been wanting this for so long.

They were just opening their mouths to surn the kissing into making out when a certain country cleared her throat.

"I'm still here you know right?" Bela said rolling her eyes at the two panting boys

"we know" New Zealand said kissing Wales again much to the Welsh boys surprise

The end this is my first time writing smth like this I'm not very romantic tbh considering I've never been in a relationship sooo yeah and also guys I won't be posting and updating as much as I've started school but I'll still be online for the next few days :]