Australia: how many kids you have?
New Zealand: 600
Australia: I'm guessing your kids like kiwifruit
New Zealand: nah not really but they really like fejoas
Australia: what grade are your kids in?
New Zealand: 16th grade
Australia: so they've left school?
New Zealand: n- wait where are my kids?!
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
