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Them as things I've said😍

Hockey lover
-"don't know, don't care"

Cake-Eater
-"but hitler was racist and so is my dad?"

She's a duck not a lady
-"what the fuck joseph?"

Cat lady
-"will you stop hitting my knees? Ima get bruises on them and people will think stuff!"

Baby bash bro
-"uhhh, what?"

Bash bro 1
-"I have psychopathic moments?"

Bash bro 2
-"am I okay?"

Speedy Cuban
-"I am not THAT clumsy. Okay maybe I am"

Amazingly stupid
-"I'm good looking"

Averman
-"these damn kids need deodorant."

Hopalong Gretzky
-"YEEHAW!!!!"

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