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Ingressus: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety.I'll wait

Achillean: You and me......

Ingressus:*tearing up*Okay

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Thalleous: TYGREN CAN YOU STOP MURDERING PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!?

Tygren: YOU HAVE SIX HUMAN TAXIDERMIES IN YOUR BASEMENT

Thalleous: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!

Galleous: This is why I never invite you too over

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Lucidious on a mission with Tygren and Ziniada:I didn't bring any medical stuff,I didn't expect you to be so incompetent

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Sulliman: The Voltaris ain't the problem this year.

Thalleous: When are you gonna get it? The Voltaris are ALWAYS the problem.

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Tygren: Is your head being an idiot

Tygren: Well, fear no more! With this great invention,All your headaches will be gone!

Tygren: Now Introducing:

Tygren: THE GUILLOTINE!

Thalleous:

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Scorch:Who are you to stand against Scorch, destroyer of empires

Lucan:Lucan, robber of ATMs!

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Vulcannus: Don't be sad

Abbigail: Why not

Vulcannus:

Vulcannus:I don't have a good answer

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Hawken:I desire moisture

Thalleous: Can't you just say "I want water" like a normal person?

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Tygren: Ziniada I want you to be my best man!

Lucidious: Oh, the irony

Zinaida:Irony?

Lucidious: You're the best at nothing and you're barely a man

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Tygren: How would you kids like to do something for money?

Everyone:

Senn: Can we get some detail first?

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Ingressus: Aegus always says you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Ingressus: How to flirt with girls

Ingressus: Step one:Be straight

Achillean:"walks by"

Ingressus: Step one failed

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Lucan:I don't break the law

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