Thalleous: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Tygren: But what if something else happens just this one time?
—----------------------------------------------------
Ziniada: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *Puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
—----------------------------------------------------
Lucan: Hey besties-
Xaria: Die.
Lucan: What did I do to you-
—----------------------------------------------------
Niika: I owe you one.
Lucan: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
—----------------------------------------------------
Thalleous: Pfft, you should meet Tygren, they're such a tsundere.
Senn: They... they just stabbed you.
Thalleous: So cute.
—----------------------------------------------------
Kiyoshi: You kidnapped Xaria? That's illegal!
Lucan: But Kiyoshi, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Xaria, or destroying our dreams?
Kiyoshi: Kidnapping Xaria,Lucan!!!
Niika:Nitsuke, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Kiyoshi: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Niika: To work together!
Kiyoshi: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
—----------------------------------------------------
Kiyoshi: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Lucan: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Kiyoshi: That's not what I asked.
Lucan: That is all the information I have.
—----------------------------------------------------
Niika: *Gets a text* Oh! It's Xaria!
Lucan, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Niika:Yeah, they said they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Lucan: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Niika: You wanted fake blood?
Lucan:
Niika: I'll go call Xaria.
—----------------------------------------------------
Thalleous: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Ziniada: Oh, we've had worse.
—----------------------------------------------------
Ingressus: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Tygren: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Ingressus: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
YOU ARE READING
Songs of war Incorrec quotes
FantasyThis book has only been posted on Watttpad and Wattpad only anyone who tries to plagiarize or upload my book on another website would be reported immedietly please if you are reading this on another website that is not Wattpad kindly go to to Wattpa...
