Senn:Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Ingressus:Why?
Senn:To get to the idiot's house.
Senn:Knock Knock
Ingressus:Whos there?
Senn:The chicken
Ingressus:
Senn:
Ingressus:I won't punish you on one condition
Senn:What?
Ingressus:Go tell that joke to Thalleous.
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Kiyoshi:I'm so nervous about this C- I got in my test.
Lucan:I'm sure your parents will understand.
Kiyoshi:You don't understand.
Kiyoshi:It's not my parents I'm scared of.
Kiyoshi:It's Nitsuke.
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Thalleous:So I'm thinking about cheating on the test
Tygren:I'm not saying that you should,but if you're really gonna.
Tygren:Here are the most effective ways to do it.
Thalleous:I can't figure out who is the bad influence in this situation.
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Achillean:(Taps table)
Ingressus:(Taps table in response)
Pythus:Stop that.
Achillean:Why?
Pythus:You're talking about me in morse code
Ingressus:Yes that's what we are doing.In our very limited free time,we took a class on a very outdated,very unnecessary form just so we could talk about you in front of you.
(later)
Ingressus,to Senn:That's....exactly what we did.
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Vulcannus:The French have given us many good things.
Abbigail:French toast.
Scorch:French fries.
Pythus:The Guillotine.
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Kiyoshi:You said you had nothing to do with the robbery.Are you lying to me?
Lucan:That depends on how you define lying.
Kiyoshi:Well,I define it as not telling the truth.How do you define it?
Lucan:Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Kiyoshi:
Lucan:
Kiyoshi:Get out of my office.
Lucan:Absolutely.
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Vulcannus:Here you go,Pythus.
Pythus:Homework.
Vulcannus:It's my way of saying "Get well soon".
Pythus:You know,chocolate says that better.
Vulcannus:I already did all of your assignments, all you have to do is sign your name.
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