Carnations (Wrong Number)

School Stories

You
Sup motherfucker

Evan
It's two in the morning

You
Shush
I just remembered this time
in school

Evan
Are you going to continue
or?

You
Yeah hush
So I had to take this 3D
animation/movie CGI class
Boring ik

Evan
How is that class boring?
It actually seems cool

You
I'll send you pictures of my
projects later
Yeah so anyways, I was in that
class and we were doing a
project where you had to
animate a cartoon character

Evan
Cool, cool

You
Yeah right.
N e gays, the character was
already created, you just had to
animate uniquely
And at some point, my friends
character lost it's eyebrows

Evan
Okie

You
Yeah, so he had to ask the
teacher how to fix it
F: Hey, so my character lost
it's eyebrows
T: oh yeah, that seems to be
common. More people are
losing their eyebrows
nowadays, its common
F (super hopefully): so it's
okay??
T: No absolutely not

Evan
That was an absolute plot twist

You
Right tho?
I think that teacher was immortal
tho
Like I actually don't know how
old he is
He'll like casually mention
moving IBM computers or like
being there when Veggie Tales
was created or seeing Snow White
in theaters

Evan
That teacher seems fun

You
Eh
He wasn't the worst

Evan
Fair enough

You
Oooh new story
So like, we were playing capture
the flag during gym because
Americans do it so yeah
And there was a kid walking out
of bounds so I shouted
at him, you're out of bounds
So he started "what is a boundary
line but"
So I cut him off with "a single cone
now move to the other side of it"
So we just kinda stared for a minute
and then he picked up the cone
and moved it to the other side
of him and I was like works for
me and pulled his flag

Evan
Why knockoff Romeo and
Juliet?

You
Bith, if I knew

Evan
Why is your school
interesting?

You
I didn't even get to the teacher
that got fired for punching a kid
and then got rehired a month later
or the gym teacher who told us how
to burn the school down or the life
size The Rock cardboard cutout we
somehow made the mascot of the
school or the English teacher who
went off on us about how she
wouldn't even hire us at McDonald's
God bless Ben who still has two years
there

Evan
The hell was happening at
your school??
Yours was like a movie
The most interesting thing
that happened at mine was
a pool party where the principal
ended up stripping

You
It was public school

Evan
Oh