Carnations (Wrong Number)

Trying to Get Ring Help

You
Ms. Mint!
Minnie!

Short
I'm in class
Can it wait?

You
No
Also, you're in class, why are you
texting me?

Short
They're taking a test
It's boring
Also, I'm sneaky
Lunch is in 20 mins
Talk to me then

You
Fine
But it's gonna be in the group
chat with your brothers

Short
NOOO
WHY THEM?!

You
Cuz you're in class
You can't text right now

Short
Fuck you

You
You wish you could

~~~~the children + you know who~~~~

You
Whole-laa bitches
I need y'all's help

Clock
Ew
You text like an American

You
At least I'm not a child

Short
Dam, go off on Ben ig

You
Eh
Where's your other brother?
The gay depressed zebra looking one

Gay Depressed Zebra
First of all rude
Second of all accurate
Thirdly I'm doing work

You
Kay cool
I don't care
I need your help deciding on an
engagement ring

Clock
To give to your imaginary
boyfriend

Short
BEN!

Gay Depressed Zebra
BEN!

You
BEN!

Clock
BEN!

Short
Why did you shout your own name?
That was weird

Clock
I wanted to be included

Gay Depressed Zebra
Welp

Short
You are included no more

Short kicked Clock from the group chat

Gay Depressed Zebra
How long are you gonna
prevent him from rejoining?

Short
Until he agrees to make dinner
for the next three days

You
OOH!
his foods the best

Gay Depressed Zebra
True dat
I might randomly decide to
visit soon

Short
Wow
Whatever would make you
decide to visit

Gay Depressed Zebra
I have no clue

You
I might show up
If I wasn't in the fecking USA
Plane tickets are so expensive

Gay Depressed Zebra
Just ask your "boyfriend" for
money

You
It's fiance

Gay Depressed Zebra
Uhm, actually

Short
No one gives a shit
And also, since when were
you engaged?
It's suprising that you're not
gonna die alone

Gay Depressed Zebra
Well technically
No one dies alone
Because

You
Shut the feck up or I will call your
mom to complain

Gay Depressed Zebra
Ok

Short
And alas, this is the least annoying
brother
But guess who finally caved?

You
Ben?

Short
Ben
Lemme add him again

Short added Clock to the group chat

You
N e gays,
I got engaged an hour ago
Y'all are the first to know
Plus we're getting sidetracked
I need to pick an engagement ring
to give him

Short
WAIT!
I needa do a background check
Y'know make sure he's good
enough
What's his name?

You
It has something to do with Evan
And before you ask, here are the
other three details
A. He broke his wrist recently
B. He's from Boston
C. He acts

Short
Mark?

Clock
Mark?

Gay Depressed Zebra
Are you talking to me?
My name isn't Mark
Oh well
I have a few ideas
I'll send it over to Damen and
Nick as well to see if they
can get any farther
Give it a day

Short
Thanks!

Clock
Shoot, lunch's over

Short
Lunch is over
Pop into my class real quick tho
I have something to give you

Clock
It better not be a threat to make
it so that I have your class next
year

Short
Oh yeah
You're on thin ice
But nah
I have IKEA candy I didn't
finish
Want it?
Oh you're already here

Gay Depressed Zebra
I also gotta go
My friends are so concerned

You
You have friends?
Also, you didn't give me your
fecking opinion on rings?

Hello?

Dam
Guess you're all gone