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Futakuchi privates messages Y/n 

Futakuchi: hey pretty girl 

Y/n: heyy big dick daddy 

Futakuchi: AYOOOOOOO CHILL GAWDAMN 

y/n: nah just stating facts 

Futakuchi: you've never seen my size baby girl


y/n: not yet anyways lol

Futakuchi: you will see it someday don't you worry hehe

y/n: oh really we being bold aren't we 

Futakuchi: hey you never know what will happen 

y/n: how about you go to bed and do whatever pleases you and come talk to me when you are not so horny 

Futakuchi: how about you come to bed with me 

y/n: that sounds scary I wouldn't know what you would do with me 

Futakuchi: kidnap you :)

Y/n: goodnight you dork 

Timeskip: to 2 weeks later 

Hinata: hey guys 

Kenma: hey Hinata

Kags: eat grass you tangirine 

Kuroo: wheres our lovely y/n at 

Semi: ya  moms house 

Tendou: damn dude 

Kuroo: bruh I got feelings you know 

Bokuto: wow you know what feelings are 

Akaashi: don't get yourself into that but I am curious why she isn't here either 

Futakuchi: shes probably sleeping I kept her up all night 

Kuroo: we don't wanna hear your sex life dude

Futakuchi: we didn't eve- 

Y/n: hey guys I'm awake 

Semi: about time brat 

Oikawa: hey shortshit 

Y/n: Hey small dick 

Kuroo: an i oop-

Bokuto:^

Akaashi: ^

Hinata: ^

Kenma: ^

Kags: ^

Iwa: ^

Tendou:^

Goshiki:^

Futakuchi:

Oikawa: girl you better shut yo mouth before I do it for you

Futakuchi: thats my job 

Semi: used to be my job 

Akaashi: too soon man too soon 

y/n: boys I will smack both of yall if you don't thx akaashi ly 

Akaashi: ly 2 

Kuroo: ughhhhh I'm confused did you just tell akaashi you love him 

Futakuchi: I second that 

Akaashi: do you guys believe that friends can tell each other they love each other 

Kuroo: I mean your stick ass did fight for her when Semi went on some dumb shit and you never fought anyone before so my bad G

Bokuto: Akaashi if you like y/n I would tell anyone 

Akaashi: I- 

Futakuchi: Kuroo got a point man did you like her or like her just speak up man 

Kenma: we gonna ignore she said she loved him back tho 

y/n: only as a friends I promise 

Kuroo: but akaashi did you ever like y/n 

Akaashi: maybe a little but  I would never do Futakuchi like that thought I'm not that rude 

Y/n: ya'll I'm just gonna ignore what just happen and lay in my bed and stare at wall 

Kuroo: you like walls 

Bokuto: I like walls too 

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