Just A Normal KDA Husband(experimental)

Where's My Tip?

Y/n powers

Make clones of himself

Shape-shifting

And see the future.

For now

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Akali Pov

We got into the car but it didn't want to start.

Eve: Fuck. I forgot to put in more gas. This is fucking crazy.  

Ahri: Tell me about it. And the worst part is that they had already left. And I have no bars on my phone.

Kai'sa: How are we gonna get out of here?

Just then a yellow car stopped in front of us. Wait how did he know where True Damage penthouse is? Their house is in a secluded area!

????: *orders the girls* Hey, get in.

Akali: Who the fuck are you?

????: A really bad start to your day, that's who.

Eve: First of all, it's nighttime. Second, were you just waiting for us out here?

????: Since you arrived at the penthouse, yes ma'am.

Kai'sa: Well do you have an app to make sure it's safe?

????: Yeah, it's called take my word for it and get the hell in.

We all got in. I tried to go to the passenger side of the car because there were three seats in the back but he said no. So now we're all cramped in. And is that the smell of cigarettes?

Akali: Why does it feel like I am inside of a police car?

Ahri: Yeah, why?

????: Oh that's because all taxis are retired police cars. *looks at the rearview mirror* You got your seat belt on?

Eve: No, because it's impossi-

????: And here we go.

He starts the car which made us launch forward hitting the seats in front of us.

?????: So where are we going today?

Kai'sa: Take us to the H.I.S. building in Piltover.

????: Yep. Not a problem.

Ahri: Hey uh you mind putting that cigarette out?

The guy looks at us in the rearview mirror with a smile on his face.

????: Oh that's not me. That's just all taxis, ma'am.

Akali: Well do you have any air fresheners?

????: Yeah but they also smell like cigarettes.

Eve: Do you have anything that doesn't smell like cigarettes-

????: No!

Ok? Anyways there was a brief moment of silence until I spot a box that has numbers on it. And it was going up and up.

Akali: Hey whats that machine with numbers on it?

????: Oh that's just how much money you are going to give me.

Ahri: Why is it already at 20 bucks?

????: Oh I wouldn't worry about that.

Kai'sa: Then why is it going up so fast?

???: It's about to get a lot higher so how about you girls chill out and get that wallet ready.

We all just sigh. This is gonna be a long ride. We are now at the highway. So that means our phone got signal. Eve was the first one. She put Google Maps on and showed us the route.