023 favourite middle aged woman

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messages ━━ groupchat
puff puff pass (the inhaler), 4 people

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elijah hewson . . . eli 🎤
robert keating . . . keetz 🦜
josh jenkinson . . . jenkies 🎸
ryan mcmahon . . . ryanman 🥁



eli 🎤
she's messaging me

i haven't opened it

i'm too scared to look

keetz 🦜
just reply?

eli 🎤
you want me to talk to her?!

even though everything she
says will make me love her which
is kinda what i'm trying to avoid

keetz 🦜
you were less annoying
when you were talking to her
so yeah i do want you to

ryanman 🥁
look this whole thing has been stupid
we're on tour, you can't avoid her

eli 🎤
i can try

ryanman 🥁
but you don't want to

eli 🎤
well obviously not

ryanman 🥁
SO FUCKING DON'T!!

jenkies 🎸
you're only upsetting her by ignoring
her which is not cool

eli 🎤
but won't she be more upset
that i'm in love with her?

keetz 🦜
read that again dumbass

ryanman 🥁
it isn't helping anyone

you're both miserable, lennon had been
listening to sad taylor swift songs

jenkies 🎸
definitely not cool

keetz 🦜
just go back to being weird best
friends who are on the verge of making
out please, for our sake 🙏

eli 🎤
so you're telling me i can go
back to flirting with her and also
never tell her that i love her??

cause that sounds great

jenkies 🎸
literally no one told you
to ever stop doing that

keetz 🦜
or you could tell her that you
love her?? would be a lot easier

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