The Reformation of Group 935 And The Return of Eccentric Edward Richtofen

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[The Episode starts with Y/N, Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Alice, Nifty, and Husk eating Jambalaya after the brawl with Madam Pentious.]

Y/N: "Well that was the first home cooked meal I had in a good 5,000 years! But I must leave!"

Everyone: "WAIT!"

Y/N: "Not like that!" [Puts hat on] "I simply must ...get a lay of the land!" [Walks out of the door] "Tootles!"

Charlie: "Okaaay!" [Tries small talk] "So were any of you married when you were alive?"

Vaggie: "Hun' can I talk to you for a sec'?"

Charlie: "Sure!" [Tilts head]

Vaggie: "In private?"

Charlie: "Of course!"

[Charlie and Vaggie get up and walk out of the room leaving the rest of the Hotel staff to eat their food.]

Vaggie: "I don't know Charlie the affect he has on me, you, and everyone at this hotel is how do I put this?"

Charlie: "Amazing?! Wonderful?! Magical?!"

Vaggie: "Something like that but!" [Sighs] "But what I'm suggesting is keeping him here! He's obviously new to Hell so we would be doing him a favor!"

Charlie: "Oooh! Yes! Yes! Yes!" [Jumps up and down as if she's going to internally combust]
"We can finger paint! Show-And-Tell! And tell each other how much they matter!"

Vaggie: "No Charlie I was talking about" [Whispers something that makes Charlie's entire face blush more than the eternal fire that is Hell.]

Charlie: "Now! OFF TO FIND MY NEW BOYFRIEND!"

Vaggie: "Shhh! Not so loud!"

[Meanwhile Y/N is in the industrial district of Pentagram near where he fought Carmine. oblivious to the plot of being potentially classified as property to the literal Princess of Hell along with her Girlfriend!]

Y/N: "Hmmmm?" [Ponders for a moment.] "I need a copy of that Breslau facility that Richtofen spoke so highly of!" [Gasps] "Speaking of Richthofen [shifts into his Apathicon form.] "Now the hard part begins! Which fucking dimension is he in?"

[Meanwhile in dimension Zero.]

Richthofen: "Yes... and I'm so sorry." [Gets shot in the head by Nikolai]

???: "A for effort on trying to kill me!"

Nikolai: "You were banished to the dark aether many moon ago? ho-"

Y/N: "First of all you can't really banish a god from his own realm!" [Starts dragging Richthofens body.] "Second of all I need Richthofen this won't interfere with the ritual your about to start so I'll leave you too it!" [Opens a blue portal to hell.] "May best of luck be on your side my friend!"

Nikolai: "Thank you..."

[As Y/N looked back to the portal he opened up a singular gun shot rang, when he looked back he saw Samantha with a gun, Eddie, And a dead Nikolai.]

Y/N: "You broke the Cycle Samantha! You have freed your universe from the evil I have plagued it with, You all took a sacrifice due to my heinous actions... I am sorry..."

[Y/N leaves through the portal with the dead body of Richtofen leaving behind his old home, it's time to do what he was destined to do CONQUER.]

Y/N: [Walks through portal] "Now what to do about you?" [Looks at Richtofen] "I remember I fought that woman... She was a weapons manufacturer! Now I can ensure my self no combination of metal will prove worthy against the power of element 115!" [Sigh] "Of course I need Richthofen for the schematics of the Ray Gun and Wunderwaffe!" [Transforms into Human form] "Now... Arise my apprentice we have much to do!"

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