Female Hazbin Harem X The Shadow Man

"Their Land. Their Blood." *Edited*

[The Episode begins as the intro of the 666 News station is being shown through an old TV.]

Katie Killjoy: "Good morning I'm Katie Killjoy!"

Tom Trench: "And I'm Tom Trench!"

Katie Killjoy: "Hysteria occured overnight as totally fuckable Y/N of Group 935" [A picture of Y/N pops onto the screen.] "Made this announcement on the recent attack against his weapons manufacturing company located in the industrial district!"

Y/N [On TV]: "Privates, Majors, Generals, Today, January 16th, 2024, a date which will long live in infamy! Group 935 was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the infantry of house Von Eldritch. Group 935 was unaffiliated with any company, group, or organization located within the Envy ring. The attack has caused severe damage to our reactors on the 3rd level, fortunately engineers, have diagnosed the problem and are working tirelessly as we speak!"

[As Y/N said the last of his speech, the old TV that was showing the news station turned off, it was revealed to be Charlie who turned off the Tv along with Vaggie who both looked "PISSED"]

[The screen shows the inside of the news station as Tom has is doing a weather report for the week.]

Tom Trench: "On Friday there's going to be a re occurence of acid rain plugging downtown pentagram! Make sure you have your umbrellas people!"

Katie Killjoy: "Nobody cares..."

[The right eye hole on Tom's M2 gas mask starts twitching as an audible snap can be heard coming from him.]

[Tom turns around slowly as Katie has one brow up. Little does she know the roast Tom is about to give.]

Tom Trench: "I know your lemon head ass ain't talking!"

Katie Killjoy: "Excuse-"

Tom Trench: "You heard me bitch! All you do is Yap in front of a camera and just repeat lines that are given on a teleprompter! Meanwhile I put work into my lines and research the same stories that put this News Station on the map! So fuck you I'm leaving for a job with needed skills that aren't lying through my teeth!"

[Tom rips his shirt revealing a World War I United States uniform and pulling out an M1 helmet before running out of the news studio and slamming the door on the way out.]

Katie Killjoy: [Nervously] "We'll come back after these messages!"

[The scene cuts to Y/N using a suitcase to store his clothes, contraptions, and other things.]

???: "You're really doing this?"

Y/N: "What I do...I do only to secure a better tomorrow. Even if the loss of life is the only way to achieve it."

Vaggie: "You know Y/N in the end the only one you're hurting is yourself!" [Walks away]

Y/N: [Sigh] "If only she knew..."

[The scene pans to black as the sound of Merlin Engines could be heard starting as the scene shows the inside of the R.A.F. hangar. The door opens on the hangar as planes, tanks, and trucks carry supplies can be seen pouring out. Above them Y/N stands proudly watching his newly assembled force of troopers that came to him for a purpose. A purpose they all have.]

Richthofen: "You should say something! Morale is a powerful tool on the battlefield."

Y/N: "Don't worry I already planned something Richthofen."

[A purple and black megaphone appears in Y/N's hands for the purpose of eradicating any and all thoughts of losing this newly declared war.]

Y/N: "Soldiers of Group 935! Today you carry the pride of your country into battle! No more will the crimes of the guilty be unpunished! No more will we be under the subjugation of a monarchy! Today is the birth of Democracy!"