The Mikealson twins

chapter 3

Picture up above is what henriks wearing! So yk something chill.plus those muscles🤦🏻‍♀️ouhhh.

[WINGS FLAPPING]

- [GROANING]
- [GROWLING]

[SHRIEKING]

Ignarious. Ignarious!

Rebekah:
Oh bloody hell!
Hayley: what the fuck!
Kol:BLOOD!
Klaus: dam it kol not the time!

[ROARING]

Alaric:
Gaulish.
Why does it always have to be Gaulish?

Damon:yikes Rick bad luck for you.

[RUSTLING]

[LOW GROWLING]

[QUACKING]

DORIAN:
All right, gather together.
Chain spells are about the fluid movement of energy from witch to witch.
Where's Penelope Park?

Lizzie:
Um, lady cramps, Mr. Williams.

Dorian:
Sorry I asked.
A disharmonious group makes for an uneven flow.

(Damon and kol laugh)

[STIFLED LAUGHTER]

Okay...

JOSIE:
Uh-oh, who's in trouble with the headmaster?

Hope:
Probably the people who started a rumble with the local high school.

Dorian:
"Lizzie Saltzman, Josie Saltzman."
And baby makes three.
Off you go.

LIZZIE:
This makes no sense, Dad.
Why are we being punished?

Alaric:
Because you started a brawl at a charity football game that risked exposing what we really do here.

LIZZIE:
Well, you weren't mad last night.

Alaric:
I was mad last night.
My undying love for my daughters just happened to Trump my rage.
I volunteered everyone in the game, so stop complaining.
You're lucky that it's just community service and not actual jail time.

Lizzie:
Can I at least offer a rebuttal in my defense, if it pleases the court?
First of all, I was provoked.
My response was totally proportional considering the levels of abuse that I was forced to endure.
And secondly... if anyone should take the blame, it's Josie.

Caroline: Lizzie!
Damon: whoah witchy nobody likes a snitch
Kol: way to throw her under the bus

-Josie:
What?
-
Lizzie:
I'm sorry.
I totally cracked under cross, but if you had just let Kaleb catch the ball...

Alaric:
You'd still be in trouble.

Hope:
But nice job throwing your sister under the bus.

Marcel: you guys seem like you kinda enjoyed throwing digs at each other
Hope: yeah things were very different back then

JOSIE:
Thank you, Hope.

ALARIC:
Speaking of, the bus leaves in ten minutes, and I expect all three of you to be on it, working together today, harmoniously and without drama.
End of debate.

Hope:
I wasn't even at the game.
Why am I being punished?

Alaric :
You know what you did.

Alaric:
All right, now, go, all of you.
Come on.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hope:
Seriously?

Alaric:
What part of what I said needs translating?