Moon: ily too ❤️
SHIT WRONG DM
Earth: moon...?
Moon: yeah...
Earth: WHO WAS THAT TOO??
Venus: damn protective much
Earth: damn hot-headed much
Mars: EARTH.
Earth: its literally true
Mercury: exactly
Venus: shutup pipsqueak
Mercury: no
Uranus: soo is no one gonna talk about what moon just said
Earth: WHO WAS IT TO MOON
Moon: if i say it ur gonna be mad
Earth: just say it already
moon?
hello?
MOON??
Moon: im not saying it
Earth: JUST TELL ME I WONT BE MAD
Moon: u will
Earth: pleasee
Moon: I'm done with this
Moon has added DarkMoon
DarkMoon: hey, i know you desperately want to know, but you do realise if you keep bothering me, i could crash you and make your little earthlings dinosaurs 2.0
Earth: wha-
Moon: thanks dark moon
wow i should be using that more often
DarkMoon has went offline
Earth: SERIOUSLY MOON JUST TELL ME
Moon: ugh fine
Titan.
Uranus: WHAT
Mercury: WHAT
Earth: WHAT
Mars: WHAT
Jupiter: WHAT
Venus: WHAT
Sun: WHAT
Saturn: WHAT
Neptune: hellu gaiz
Venus: what?
Uranus: he said hello guys
Earth: IDC ABT THAT
WHAT??
U TWO ARE A THING??
Moon: yea...
Earth: TITAN.
Titan: what
Earth: WANNA EXPLAIN WHY U, SATURN'S UGLY OLIVE, ROTTEN-LOOKING ORANGE WANNA EXPLAIN WHY TF UR DATING MY MOON?!?
Titan: he said u gave him permission?
Earth: i didnt..
Moon: i should go now
cmon titan
Moon has went offline
Titan has went offline
Earth: i can not believe this
Saturn: i mean u cant really say anything tbh
Earth: ??
Jupiter: yeah u and mars was a thing like one earth year ago
Mercury: WAIT WAIT WAIT
WHAT??????
Venus: anyways-
Mercury: bro we all know ur jelly no skipping topic
why did u two even break up?
Mars: because we realised we wasnt really...couple like?
Like we felt more like brothers than couples
Wait, jupiter and saturn how did u even know?
Jupiter: it was obvious
and i told saturn about it
Mercury: ohh
now u can talk venus
Venus: like i was TRYING to say
earth ur kinda over exaggerating
Uranus: yeah
Earth: stfu
Venus: HOLY SHIT
Jupiter: what??
Venus: MARS JUST FAINTED SHIT
*a few minutes later bc yes*
Uranus: is he still unconscious?
Venus: nope
he's fine
well he said he's feels a bit sick so im just next to him just incase
Mars: helo
Earth: he also cant spell well..?
Venus: i didnt know
maybe its just a typo
Mars: haw com vinos luks soh hat
Jupiter: what??
Uranus: I can translate that
he said 'how come venus looks so hot'
Earth: WHAT???
LMAO
Mars: ih haf ay curosh un vinos
Uranus: he said 'i have a crush on venus'
Mercury: NAHHH
@Venus LOOK LMAO
Venus: .
SHIT HE FAINTED AGAIN??
*a few mins later*
Mars: hey guys
apparently venus said i fainted like...twice?
anything i missed?
Jupiter: u missed A LOT of things
Mars: like?
Saturn: i think its better for u to just scroll up...
Mars: okay
..
I DIDNT MEAN THAT
I WAS BARELY CONSCIOUS
I SWEAR
Mercury: venus is blushing lke shit lmao
Venus: SHUTUP PLUTO 2.0
Mercury: thats not funny
Venus: it is
