Neptune: helu gayz
Mercury: hi neptune
Neptune: im su borreed
im leeving urbit
*few minutes later*
Neptune has added SmartNeptune
Earth: hey guys
SmartNeptune: Why, hello Tierra!
Earth: tierra??
SmartNeptune: Yes, Tierra is your name?
Mars: WHAT TF IS HAPPENEING
SmartNeptune: Well, since I left my orbit, I have became less...peculiar
Venus: so confused rn
SmartNeptune: It's simple really; in my orbit, since I'm so alone, I lost my mind, but now, since I'm not so far away from everyone I'm less odd than I was before!!
Sun: NEPTUNEEEEEE
GO BACK TO UR ORBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☀️☀️🤬🤬😡😡💢💢
Neptune: Okay.
*Few minutes later*
Mercury: i am so confused
Neptune: cunfuzed ov what??
Venus: WHAT??
U WAS AS SMART AS ALBET ENSTIN AND NOW UR AS DUMB AND FUCK??
Neptune: im nut dum >:(
Mars: honey thats not how u spell albert einstein
Venus: is
Mars: not
Sun: ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN CHAINS!!! ☀️☀️🤬🤬🤬
Mercury: thank you sun
Sun: Ur welcs 🌞
Earth: *purrs cutely and kawaii*
Y-You will give my m-master back!~
P-P-Pwease?~
I-I can't live without h-h-him~ 🥺😿🐾
Venus: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EARTH
Mercury: thats...not...in...dms...
Earth: WHAT SHIT
UH
UM
Mars: WHY TF R U ROLEPLAYING AS A FUCKING KITTEN
Earth: um
uh
Uranus: hey guys
backreading rn
Earth: um
Uranus: EARTH ARE U A FUCKING CAT OR WHAT
AND WHO WAS THAT TO??
Earth: um
maybe
uh
maybe
汞...
Jupiter: wait WHAT
Saturn: sweetie do yk what it says??
Jupiter: it says mercury-
Saturn: WHAT
Venus: LIFE AND PIPSQUEAK ROLEPLAY AS KITTENS-
