A/n - IM DONE WITH MY TYPO U GUYS KNOW ITS A TYPO >:( /j
i just changed one bit btw
Mercury: hi
Venus: hey asshole 😇
Mercury: WHAT
Mars: THE
Uranus: FUCK
Venus: IM SORRY LMDJHWDFUDGSA
Mars: im breaking up with u
Venus: wait what
sarcasm??
Mars: no
Venus: WHY???!??!?!?!???!??!?!/1/1/1??!/!?!?
Mars: bc u won in cards and i didnt
Venus: so sarcasm or not??
Mars: and i should win 😡😡
Venus: WHAT DID I DO TO U
Mars: ITS A JOKE LMAO HOW TF DO U NOT KNOW
Venus: idk
Uranus: GUYS
HAVE U SEEN JOJO SIWAS NEW DANCE
Mercury: whose that??
Uranus: its an earthling
Mercury: is it that girl that sang that boomerang song
Uranus: yes but shes changed 😭😭
Earth: YES IVE SEEN HER AND IF SHE DOES THAT DANCE AGAIN, SHE WILL PROBS BREAK HER NECK
Uranus: that boomerang hit too hard on her..
Earth: lol
Mars: ugh im so bored
Venus: ur always bored
Mars: not with u
Earth: damn mars got that rizz
mars can u rizz venus to the point where he is about to explode
Mars: haha thats sounds fun
Venus, are you a tv, cuz i can watch u all day
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection
No pen, no paper...but, you still draw my attention
I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way
If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be on the most wanted list
Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I'll be the 9
If you were a flower you'd be a damn-delion
Are you a digestive, cuz I wanna digest you up
Uranus: WHY R SOME ARE THEM DIRTY-
Mercury: can confirm that venus is about to combust into pieces
Venus: MARS HOW DID U EVEN-
Mars: bc its me
Uranus: did u mean ALL of them
Mars: not the dirty ones tho
but the rest yeah
Neptune: what du u meen dirty?
Mars: uh..
Earth: its a pornographic joke/thing :)
