Baby Naruto

21

-Naruto's POV-

Even though they were dismissed, no one moved.

I shrug then I sweatdrop as Tobi ruffles my hair.

"You've grown so much! My cute little fox!" He awe's.

"T-Tobi~ I'm not a baby anymore." I pout.

"I'm so sad I didn't get to see you grow up." He ignores my pout and decided to hug my head to his chest.

"Tobi~" I whine as I give up.

"Poor puppet..." I hear Sasori mumble.

"Shut up Sori!" I pout even further.

"Who taught you these vulgar words!" Deidei hits my head and glares at all the Ninja's surrounding us.

Deidei cracks his knuckles and send sweet smiles to the surrounding Ninja.

They all shiver in fear.

"Who here taught my cute little Pipsqueak such words?" He asks.

Clay exploding in the background.

"H-Hayate explained what f*** was to him once!" Izumo accused and points at Hayate.

"Izumo! Teme!-"

"Hayate-san I do hope he was of legal age at the time." Deidei says.

Hayate pales several shades.

"Deidei! Stop being a mum and scarying the poor Ninja's!" I pout again.

"Of course! Anything for you pipsqueak!" He cheers and pats my head.

All ninja sigh in relief. Hayate the most.

"Naruto! Come help me with my clay! There getting everywhere!" Deidei yells as he tries to pick up a few clay bits that he had exploded to scare the ninja.

"Really? But I'm busy!" I whine.

Deidei stops everything and turns around slowly.

"Who raised you?" He asks.

"...You..." I mumble.

"Who taught you how to talk?" He asks.

"...You..." I mumble again.

"Who took care of you when everyone else was being assholes?"

"...You..."

"Who did you go to first when everyone scolded you for doing the wrong thing?"

"...You..."

"And you're saying you can't help me with a single task?"

"Ok fine!" I grumble.

"Don't use that tone on me young man." He hits me on the head.

"Deidei~" I pout.

He gives me a look and I start picking at the clay bits on the floor.

I suddenly felt warm arms wrapped around me.

"Fishcake! Are you okay? You're not hurt are you?" I hear the familiar voice of Uncle Carrot.

"U-Uncle Carrot?!" I exclaim and turn my head up. "How did you get here so quickly?!"

"There's a tracking device on the ring I gave you. As soon as you left, I followed it. To be honest it was suppose to be there because when you were a child and decided you wanted to cause some trouble then hide, I would be able to find you immediately." He admits.

"Traitor! There wasn't anything fun at the hideout. I had to do something." I cross my arms.

He pats my head and chuckles.