Thanks to DragoLord37 for requesting this. Enjoy guys!
Back in the courtroom, everyone is there with the bailiff Ryo standing next to the judge
Ryo: I still can't believe she made you judge of all people
Issei: How many times do I have to say it I'M A GOOD JUDGE GAWD!
Ryo: Tch, whatever you say
Issei: So my bailiff, who's against each other today *reading hentai manga*
Ryo: Koneko vs Xenovia
Issei: This is gonna be hot for you isn't it Ryo
Ryo: ...No *looks away*
Issei: I can see it in your eyes
Kiba: GUYS CAN I SING A SONG!
Freed: FUCK NO!
Kiba: SUCK MY DICK FREED!
Freed: Woah! Woah! I ain't gay!
Rias: Everyone, they're almost here
Issei: Oh
Kiba: CAN I PLEASE SING REAL QUICK!
Issei: You know what what the hell GO ON KIBA!
Kiba: Ahem! TSUBAKI WHERE'S MY BACKUP!
Tsubaki: I AM YOUR BACKUP!
Kiba: Oh
Issei: HURRY THAT HELL UP!
Tsubaki: Ready Kiba
Kiba: Yep-
Evryone minus Ryo: *Sheds a tear while some cries*
Issei: *Wiping eyes* That was beautiful
Ryo: It was good, oh yeah what are we doing
Rias: Court work
Ryo: NOBODY ASKED YOU TOMATO!
Rias: FUCK YOU SNOWFLAKE!
Issei: Can someone please get Koneko and Xenovia
Koneko and Xenovia: *Walk in and go to their places*
Issei: Oh, never mind. So, what are you two doing here
Ryo: Their here to fight for *reads paper* Me, what the hell
Koneko: Judge Issei
Issei: MR. OPPAI DRAGON!
Koneko: *Sighs* Mr. Oppai Dragon, this slut here thinks she can have MY Ryo when I had him first
Xenovia: Oh please, he didn't even think about fucking any of you until I came along who he FIRST ACCEPTED!
Issei: Both make good points, Ryo your thoughts
Ryo: ...*pulls out a manga and starts reading it*
Issei: Alright then. Xenovia, Koenko, any ther points he makes
Xenovia: Okay then, maybe if he fucks me then he will have way more fun than he will with the loli
Koneko: HE ENJOYS WHEN WE HAVE SEX! ISN'T THAT RIGHT RYO!
Ryo: Yes
Xenovia: BUT YOU ALSO ENJOY WHEN WE DO IT! RIGHT!
Ryo: Yes
Koneko: Please, I bet he's saying that because your breasts cloud your mind and would fuck someone the moment you realize you think they can give you stronger children slut
Issei: Damn, shots are being fired! *eating popcorn*
Freed: I know right *drinking a soda*
Ryo: ...How did you guys get that
Issei: We got a Speedy's and a movie theater like food court built in the court *points to them to see Sirzechs, Serafall, Azazel, Irina, Vali, and Asia waiting in line* VALI! CAN YOU SWING YOUR RIVAL SOME NACHOS!
Vali: PAY ME BACK FOR LAST TIME THEN MAYBE!
Issei: SATAN DAMMIT VALI!
Rias: Umm, Issei
Issei: Yes President
Rias: *Points to Xenovia and Koneko arguing*
Koneko: Admit it Xenovia! Your breasts absorbed all of your intelligence and made you a dumbass!
Xenovia: Well I least I have breasts unlike some white haired girl with mosquito bite tities!
Issei: 0_0
Ryo: 0_0
Rias: 0_0
Koneko: 0///0 THAT'S IT! COME HERE!
Kiba: *Holding back Koneko*
Irina: *Goes out of line to hold back Xenovia* I got you bestie!
Issei: Can we just let the jury send their answer. JURY!
Riser: DON'T SCREAM! Well the our answer is-
Saji: RYO HAS TO PICK!
Sona: *Kicks him in the balls* I said not to do that!
Saji: Meep *falls to the floor*
Issei: So Ryo, who do you choose
Ryo: ...*picks up Koneko and puts her around his waist then picks up Xenovia and puts her over his shoulder and walks out*
Xenovia and Koneko: *Blushing*
Issei: ...Well then since that's that. Thanks for reading, comment who should face off each other in court and why. See ya!
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High School DxD: Court
ActionHello there my fellow dragons, its me. So this book is taken from my High School Dxd x Oc/Male Reader book and from a shenanigans chapters and this will start Koneko as a judge while different characters from the series get sent to court! Stay tuned...
