Ryo vs Issei

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Thanks to ironassissin19 for requesting this court battle for us. Enjoy!

Koneko: *In her chair* So, who battling today

Ryo: Me and Issei over who's more popular

Koneko: ...In real life or in our world

Ryo: Most likely our world

Koneko: Well *kisses him* Good luck

Ryo: *Smirks and jumps to his spot next to Issei*

Issei: So, ready to lose Ryo

Ryo: Could say the same for you

Koneko: Okay Issei, why would you want to battle *looks over to Xenovia* MY RYO at this

Xenovia: *Glares and growls a bit*

Issei: I didn't do this, someone else must have requested this but I was just brought in here by president and told about what we were fighting about

Rias: KICK SNOWFLAKE'S ASS ISE!

Ryo: GET GANGBANGED TOMATO!

Koneko: Okay then, JURY! HOW ARE WE GONNA SETTLE THIS!

Riser: *Stands up* Riser purposes that we have a vote to decide this 

Sona: I agree with him

Saji: *Stands up* Yeah!

Koneko: Good, now *looks around* ...Didnn't we have more people

Koneko see's only Rias's Peerage, Serafall, Riser, Sona, Saji, Tsubaki, and Vali here

Ryo: *Shrugs* They said they were busy

Sona: *Looks around* Where's Tsubaki

Issei: *Points to Kiba fucking Tsubaki in the corner*

Tusbaki: HARDER!

Kiba: *Thrusts harder*

Tsubaki: YES!

Riser: Riser always thought he was gay, not that I judge

Vali: Good for him

Issei: GO KIBA!

Koneko: HIT HER FROM ALL ANGLES LIKE ME AND RYO IN THE SCHOOL'S CLOSET!

Ryo: YEAH!

Issei: ...But you guys fucked in the bathroom and classrooms as well

Saji: Shouldn't we be getting on with he voting

Sona: Huh, I don't have a reason to kick you in the balls today

Saji: *Jumps up* YAY!

Riser: But Riser will for reasons *Kicks Saji in the balls*

Saji: *Falls down* Meep

Koneko: Well, lets get to voting

Riser: Oh, and the two can't vote

Ryo and Issei: Oh

Timeskip to post voting brought to you by chibi Ryo and Issei playing Jump Force:

Koneko: The votes are in *shows votes*

Ryo: Koneko, Sona, Serafall-

Serafall: YAY! MY LITTLE SISTER VOTED THE SAME AS ME! *Hugs Sona*

Sona: *Blushes* Stop! *Tries to pry Serafall off her*

Koneko: Anyways-

Ryo: Koneko, Sona, Serafall, Xenovia, Kiba, and Tsubaki

Koneko: That's 6 votes and now for Issei

Issei: Rias, Akeno, Asia, Vali, Riser, and Gasper

Koneko: ...Issei also has 6 

Ryo: Huh, so its  atie *slightly amused*

Issei: I guess neither one of us won-Wait where did Ryo

Serafall: *Had grabbed RYo and run out of the room with him* YOUR SPECIAL TO ME AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU!

Koneko and Xenovia: HELL NO! *Runs after Serafall*

Rias: *Laughing* Poor poor snowflake, I might just go watch *grabs camera and leaves*

Riser: ...What just happened

Vali: This is the craziest courtroom I've been in

Sona: *Nods her head*

Saji: Meep

Issei: Well then, I hope you all enjoyed and comment other battles for us to have. Until next time guys, see ya!

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